Alright, so I’m an Alien from Mars. My colony is named “@713N5” which is a rough translation from my native language, to your Earthlings’ English. Don’t ask about me coming to your planet because it won’t happen.. I have lazer beams that I’ma fire! :O
ndog02 and I, have found our religion.
We are among the highest ranks of followers in our religion, the “Chimps” which is the equivalent of a “Pope”