karatemon5

Alright, so I’m an Alien from Mars. My colony is named “@713N5” which is a rough translation from my native language, to your Earthlings’ English. Don’t ask about me coming to your planet because it won’t happen.. I have lazer beams that I’ma fire! :O

ndog02 and I, have found our religion.
We are followers of the “FPMTSG” or the Flying Purple Monkey that ***ts Glitter.

We are among the highest ranks of followers in our religion, the “Chimps” which is the equivalent of a “Pope”

Religious Members:
karatemon5 (founder / Spider-Monkey)
ndog02 (founder / Chimpanzee)
IlovePurple023 (member / Ape)
vleroy728 (member / Night Monkey)
tesslynn ( member + founder karate’s “mistress” / Orangutan)
kopseahorse (member / yet to be determined)