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deepestpassion: “while i brown the star shaped pasta”
Ice_bubble: fishpump
xxjojolovexx: “i’ll try to be sober next time too. or at least not drunk”
doombringer2000: “please do not qoute me”

azin_girl_ocelot: “the goverment lies to us”
kazookazoo: “What does it lie to you about?”
azin_girl_ocelot: “i don’t know”

janesah: “im not reatard”

shadowwolfninja: “your such and idot”

visagoth_the_bat: “….you need better lirrturae skills”

TheSplitter96: “my farts sound more intellegant than many people”

dartaha123456: “do play clube penguim”

Aideen1023: “Yeah I went and got some toast and orange juice. A lot of girls do that sort of thing.”

sasha19: “kazookazoo you are so immature”
sasha19: “kazoo do yo know alot of dicks you must have because you seem like you are around them so much”

PurpleSlasher36: “dude i belive what i belive at least im not a saintenist”

From countrygirl29108’s profile: “hey yall i live in the south i was born and rasied country i love to go horesback rideing and i enjoy taking gymnatices.”

Fit4Rivals: “and wtf is anus?”

divineflames: “srry the laptop shat down on its own”

breezygrl11: “are trying to say i am a idiot”

nathanwk: “i an not retarted”

boogy003: “im sorry for getting on your freaning nervs”

person2348: “meatboy=hard!”

flashgamesftw: “wats a hipster?”
flashgamesftw: “its a sex position isnt it”

Kisses: “YEAH i love wifeswap!”

rickydaman: “how do u make the vagina face”

weopon_x: “reard”

VinnyOfTheFunk: “Damn…”
VinnyOfTheFunk: “Kaz is hot.”

Byaa_Man: “I have no desire to see my girlfriends ass…”

jerber: “everyone else can suck my nuts”
jerber: “your all childish as hell”

PowerfulDanger77: “u get a dam intillect”

zizima09: “no offenc u r dumb”

SirenSong: “I’m an arrogant Mac user”

An Essay on a Holistic Approach to Satisfaction:

kazookazoo: In other news, one of the worst things ever is needing to shit really badly, but knowing the pizza guy is about to arrive.
kazookazoo: You’re then left with another dilemma once it arrives.
kazookazoo: Do you take the shit and ease your discomfort?
kazookazoo: Letting the pizza go cold?
kazookazoo: Or, do you clench your bowels tighter and stuff your face as fast as you can, the distraction of needing to poo that badly ruining your eating experience?
kazookazoo: Or
kazookazoo: Option 3.
kazookazoo: Eat the pizza while you take a shit?
kazookazoo: Clearly option three is the win-win.
kazookazoo: The only reasons for not performing option 3 are based on societal norms that don’t really have any direct impact on the reality of the situation.
kazookazoo: You may as well have your poop, and eat it too.

  • Member Since: Feb. 21, 2009
  • Last Login: Feb. 12, 2012
  • Current Points: 6827
  • Comments: 227
  • Forum posts: 5
  • Location: New Zealand
  • Age: 29
  • Sex: Butts
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Complete story mode on normal difficulty in Get Off My Lawn

Acquired Feb. 12, 2012

kazookazoo's game contributions

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Thepenguinking2

19 hours ago

go die in a toilet you like Pet the kitty.

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Ice_bubble

Jan 28, 2012 6:03am

Please tell me, that you went and auditioned for a part in The Hobbit.
I was offered a place where they were filming when I was at work by some random guy who turned out to be the head scout…and was a bit creeped out so I said no.
If you didn’t I’m disowning you </3

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StarlightPhoenix

Jan 11, 2012 10:03am

pokes =3 HELLO KAZOO! =D

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kazookazoo Jan 11, 2012 1:55pm

HELLO STAR. (ºДº)

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gamemastermike

Nov 22, 2011 10:47pm

seems like you’ve drawn to much attention ^^ i recommend pming to people anything you think might be inappropriate in chat, of course you have to make sure they want you to pm it first but at least that would draw less attention from both moderators like myself and kongregate in general. dont wanna end up permabanned man

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Johanna_T Nov 22, 2011 10:49pm

^^

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bert1432 Dec 17, 2011 3:19pm

Your face is inappropriate.

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