lazerbear

“I am obviously a bear from another planet comprised of lasers, including my back-mounted laser. But what most don’t realize is that it’s more complex than that. See, I was a peaceful farmer on that planet, until the space bison found me, and outed me as a marked one, bearing the mark of a dead god. They killed my family, and I swore revenge, but my plan to assassinate their emperor went… south. So they locked me up and beat me, but I didn’t let it dampen my spirits. I worked and worked until one day, I learned the forbidden technique that transformed me into my current form, and I broke out. I have been travelling the cosmos ever since searching for vengeance.”
_{Thanks to GorramBatman for the awesome backstory!}
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In truth, I can often be found lurking the depths of the Road Less Traveled with my many cohorts and an army of animals. If you want to find me, and I want to be found, then perhaps we will enjoy a chance encounter.