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My username is a prisoner number. I was to be imprisoned for the period of time that it took me to realise that my sentence was too long. It didn’t end well, because I realised that my sentence was too long, too soon. I was further punished. The result being that I had to stay in prison longer, well past the point at which I would have realised that my original sentence was too long. If only I had been on my best behaviour, because then I may have been able to realise that my sentence was too long a lot sooner, without further punishment. The final result was me being imprisoned for far longer than the judge originally intended. He thought he was in the wrong, and ordered a retrial. I rejected this request on the grounds that I should have been more hard on myself originally, which would mean that the judge would not have had to be so hard on himself now. He let himself off with a slap on the wrist and wholly suspended his anger at himself for handing out poor sentences. Yet, he was far more lenient from that day forth. During his next sentencing, he allowed a violent criminal to get away with a sentence of three months, counting the five months he had already spent in custody. The judge did the maths and paid for the criminal to have a two month holiday. The criminal, whilst holidaying in Spain, told the media that he understood what he had done was wrong, and would be sure not to be a recidivist. Then adding that if he did reoffend, he would like to spend some time in Japan. I am now happily living life outside of prison. One day I hope to make it home. The gutter outside the prison is not comfortable at all, especially when it rains. Yet, one thing still haunts me, I was innocent from the beginning. C’est la vie.

  • Member Since: Jul. 05, 2008
  • Last Login: Jun. 01, 2012
  • Current Points: 15388
  • Comments: 9
  • Forum posts: 0
  • Location: Australia.
  • Age: 33
  • Sex: Male
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Creature: Scissor action elite in Walkinator
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Creature: Living Architecture in Walkinator
The Sydney Harbour Bridge is alive!

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Crysis990

Jan 2, 2012 6:59am

wuts up

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lba1979 Jan 3, 2012 6:44am

Just back from holiday. Been out in the real world rather than on the interwebs. It is a weird experience for me. ;)

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Nausicaa13

Nov 15, 2010 9:44pm

Pah. You left too early.

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=ev0veu&s=7
http://tinypic.com/r/35c21ea/7

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lba1979 Nov 17, 2010 12:43am

I can’t stop looking at the pictures. They are like nothing I have ever seen. XD

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Nausicaa13 Nov 19, 2010 5:19pm

xD Time to make your own. Eat all but one and coat it with polyester resin or sommat, then hang it somewhere obvious to feast your eyes on all the day long. Awwwyeah. I’m a prolbem solver I am.

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