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Ladies and Gentlemen, skinny and stout,
I’ll tell you a tale I know nothing about;
The Admission is free, so pay at the door,
Now pull up a chair and sit on the floor.

One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight;
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.

A blind man came to watch fair play,
A mute man came to shout “Horray!”
A deaf policeman heard the noise and
Came to stop those two dead boys.

He lived on the corner in the middle of the block,
In a two-story house on a vacant lot;
A man with no legs came walking by,
and kicked the lawman in his thigh.

He crashed through a wall without making a sound,
into a dry creek bed and suddenly drowned;
The long black hearse came to cart him away,
But he ran for his life and is still gone today.

I watched from the corner of the big round table,
The only eyewitness to facts of my fable;
But if you doubt my lies are true,
Just ask the blind man, he saw it too.

  • Member Since: Jun. 29, 2007
  • Last Login: Jun. 02, 2012
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PinGSteR

Jul 29, 2011 9:09pm

I am currently expressing my anger about you leaving Skype. This is very impulsive. I will now achieve my goal of having you regret doing that. Please do regret. Many cats will be slayed. And slaved. I know you accidentally read it as slaved the first time. Let’s go with both.

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Stalcloud

Jun 29, 2011 1:20pm

Happy 4th Kongiversary, l4l :)

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Stalcloud

Dec 24, 2010 4:51pm

Wishing you a Merry Christmas, l4l!
Good times, Good cheer,
and a Happy New Year! ♥Stal

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live4love Dec 24, 2010 9:42pm

Thanks Stal :D You to! Have a good holiday!

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Joesycop

Feb 23, 2011 4:01am

Love that poem. Takes true imagination to read it for fun :D

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Zombieslayer125

Nov 29, 2010 2:02pm

:D

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