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About me

I am the sea king that woofs.
My claws can crush cars.
I can run underwater.
I am immune to Polio.
I have happiness in a jar, which I then threw into a volcano.

Some lessons.

Lesson 1: Never sniff sherbert.

Lesson 2: Never sniff black pepper.

Lesson 3: Never run head first full spead into a metal filing cabinet.

Lesson 4: Never call a chav offensive names.

Lesson 5: Never try to down 9 sticks of magic dust (aka sherbert in a stick.)

Lesson 6: Never drink copper sulphate.

Lesson 7: Never stick your finger in a power washer’s beam of water.

Lesson 8: Never try to get off a plastic set of handcuffs (you know the ones that zip shut) with an axe.

Lesson 9: Never try to cath a big rock, at high speeds, with your upper thighs.

Lesson 10: Never try to use two 6ft long kites to drag you for as long as possible.

Lesson 11: Never use a can of deodrant as a flame thrower when it’s aimed towards yourself.

Lesson 12: Never stalk (follow for a while) a teacher, whilst going “stalky stalky, stalky stalky, I am stalky!”

Lesson 13: Never throw fun snaps at someone’s back, or eat them.

Lesson 14: Never Pile drive someone with you knees, this may result it the breaking of ribs.

Lesson 15: Do NOT, and I mean NOT cover your hand in hairspray and light it. I had to go to hospital for this.

Lesson 16: Insanity Sauce is meant to be consumed in drips and drops, and not to be chugged.

  • Member Since: Dec. 25, 2008
  • Last Login: Feb. 06, 2012
  • Current Points: 10924
  • Comments: 108
  • Forum posts: 27
  • Location: Gibson by day, MalFunction by night.
  • Website: http://kthxbai.b1.jcink.com/
  • Age: 15
  • Sex: Male
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Complete all 30 stages in This is the Only Level 3

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lobsterdog's game contributions

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design: BIG WHEELY in Fantastic Contraption Prius Edition
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MrBoss

Nov 1, 2009 10:29am

Hey, my dog was a lobster for Halloween. Figured you should know. How are you doing?

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lobsterdog Jan 24, 2011 10:07am

Over a year later! I can’t remember if I replied or not! Sounds pretty swheet!

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cyn13

Apr 8, 2010 5:30pm

I have a dog and he totally loves lobsta(:

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cyn13 Apr 29, 2010 3:37pm

and kitt-ens(:

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lobsterdog May 1, 2010 6:54am

no D:

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insanerabbit13 Jan 23, 2011 7:02am

FUUUUUU

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asd909

Sep 25, 2009 9:11am

Wow, I would have thought that somebody would be considered a ‘Bestie’, just pointing that out… =(

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munchkinliam

Sep 6, 2009 8:39am

How you doing?!

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curlyboxhead

May 23, 2009 4:48pm

Thanks!! I havent seen you in ages, i’ll try see you later!

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