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lokipus

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    Nov. 06, 2008

I was conceived when my grandfather, Darth Vader, handed my mother over to Jabba the Hutt. Perhaps you’ve heard of her – the former Princess Leia Organa, promoted to General of the Rebellion Forces. After my fated conception, she strangled him with the chain he’d used to bind her to him and attempted to rescue my frigid step-father, who fathered my half-brother, who eventually prayed to Vader and (spoiler edited out).

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