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Welcome to my extremely long profile.

‎99% teenagers would cry if they saw
Justin Bieber standing on top of a skyscraper about to jump. If you are part of the 1%, sitting there with popcorn and 3D glasses,(of corse i would be in the front row screaming “DO A BACKFLIP!”) copy and paste this as your status.

cheese55: this is KongreHuggles?

Paulverizer11: Give the little scamp a cookie.
joshxl: cookie!
joshxl: wheres my cookies
Paulverizer11: It’s a metaphorical cookie.
joshxl: i fkin hate metaphorical cookies

crispychipmunk: that reminds me of my oldest. when he was younger I told him he had issues, and he looked up at me and said “no I have Thomas the train shoes.”

MrGravy: Basically everything I have ever learned was influenced by desire to ride waterslides.

Paulverizer11: My dad just walked in and asked, “You doing homework?” my volume was turned up and I’m playing Roadkill Revenge, so I said, “Yes, hence all the explosions.” He stopped and thought for a minute, then said, “AARRRRRRR!!,” completely seriously, and turned and walked away…

SupremeH: All those kiddies with the pumped fresh kickies you better run run run

Perry_Cox: Herps are blue and derps are red therefore herpity derpity doo

DMC3: Taste the Blood. Main Battle Theme
The flinch in your eyes calls your bluff
Feel free to die when you’ve had enough
Useless cause is breaking your back
Your life will end when you attack

Make your move
Make your stand
Make the win
Like you can

See the war
See me rule
See the mirror
You’ll see a fool

To take me out you must fight like a man

You’ve yet to proven that you can

I see your might it compares to something

That is if something is nothing

Time to figure
Time to sin
Your times done
When you begin

Live for suffer
Life for revenge
Know your life
Comes to an end

Taste the blood
Taste your fate
Swallow your pride
With your hate

Your last breath
Your last stance
The last of all
In your command

Knee’s in the blood
With your crying pleas
Wade in your sorrow bathe
In your fear
Clear your mind
From righteousness suffered
Witness the moment your
Failures Prosper

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reasons you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying “DAMN… THAT WAS FUN”
FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Drink the rest of that you know we don’t waste that stuff.”
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out
FAKE FRIENDS: Will read this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will steal this, just like I did

1XqwertyX1: dead

s4onutx: comes back and haunts qwerty

1XqwertyX1: dead

1XqwertyX1: dead

1XqwertyX1: dead

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lordbh: i live in the sun $^*%)(^

s4onutx: spammer!

1XqwertyX1: WTF

s4onutx: in???

mrg1324: meh atleast he is not haunting me

s4onutx: OMG

s4onutx: joins

1XqwertyX1: dead

s4onutx: hoo!

s4onutx: sure is hot in here

1XqwertyX1: im gonna go no point in nuking anymore

s4onutx: lolol

lordbh: ya cuz im the $#$&%$% SUN GOD

1XqwertyX1: but serious i gtg

mrg1324: lets attack when he is gone!

s4onutx: cya

lordbh: ur nukes melt

s4onutx: bows to lord

s4onutx: lolol



lordbh: ……………………………PWN……..

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“Now stuff and gift, schmut.” ~Ichishinigami


“Paul takes some getting used to
He’s like an oddly~colored and eccentric kangaroo” ~FrozenCereal

“(Hits self with a sledgehammer) EVERYPON- EVERYBODY CLAM DAOWN!” ~Alphapowner

“I don’t care, so therefore, I don’t care.” ~Craftsman465


“May the road always… S.O.B. Pothole…” ~1life1bullet

“Herpy derpy derpy derpy derp badoo badoo” ~Alphapowner

“My nipples are bulging at the rate of the speed of light” ~2worlds

“HAHA POWDOODLE! hehe blaha.” ~SupremeH

“I think Paul has tourettes.” ~FrozenCereal

“U lice niffing moles.” ~SupremeH

“If it’s a meme… there’s a pony.” ~Alphapowner

“GET IN THE ATTIC” ~zek136

“Baopoopo” ~SupremeH

“I have a fetish.” ~1life1bullet

“What’s old o-o” ~SupremeH
“It’s when people stop getting your jokes” ~BobThePlumber

“Jetpacks make almost everything better” ~FrozenCereal

“Ohweeohhmumbuhwaiii” ~SupremeH

“I just picked up some Queen. Innuendo should take care of it” ~TehFrod

“Wow, what a weird bunch we are.” ~Argothin

“The only homosexual in me is how i talk.” ~SupremeH

“Ho~Bag FTW.” ~Madtiger45

“Boo biggle jiggle POP!” ~1life1bullet

“If you tie buttered bread to a cat in a place with an area with gravity greater than or equal to earth’s without harnesses or wind velocity in direct proportion to said gravity, then the cat will turn into a banana instantaneously.” ~SupremeH

“What the hell am I dong…” ~craftsman465


“May the road stay still, as rising would throw you off balance” ~FrozenCereal

“And it’s that time of night again when half of me is insane, and the other half is in this sentence…” ~Madtiger45

And now for something completely different.
This random section of this profile is dedicated to:
We now return to your originally scheduled program.

Hi. I’m a novelist, singer, actor, contortionist, poet, animal rights activist, grammarian, shark wrestler, and other stuff. You can recognize me by my various catchphrases, all of which are copyrighted:
“Like a walrus!”
“Quit staring at my ___, Frozen!”
“The Paulverizer, the one and only.”
“You just got Bedazzled.”
“You miserable SLUT!”
“…and it turns out it was Phyllis Diller.”
“I want ALL of your fuzzy bonbons. And I shall have them, for I am made of salty diamonds!”
“I will eat your face and slap you with a mongoose.”
“I will eat your children.”
“I am a pretty princess!”
“I don’t judge. I leave judging to the judges. I’m just the execution



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