Latest Activity: Played Project Alnilam (Jul 13, 2014 1:59pm)
Points needed for next level: 601 Level
Who Am I?
My name is irrelevant. My jokes are corny, old, bizarre, and just plain hard to get. That is why if something seems unusual about me, it’s probably a joke. I’m incredibly talkative, so if you want to talk to me, feel free to say something. I will try to help or give advice in the best way I can. And if you have a personal question that may seem a little…off or like it would offend me, go ahead and ask. I’m pretty hard to offend. Just don’t ask me about Dorothy, The Wizard of Oz, or Tornadoes.
(for the insecure males out there, please skip to next section)
For those of you pervs out there, it is a reference to my last name. Not size (that came later). Woolly mammoth. Nothing more….well, the 61 is my Football number. But you don’t need to know that. You just should know why I chose the name mammoth as opposed to something obnoxious…like IlovepuppiesGivemepuppiesLookatmyincrediblylongandobnoxiousname. I could have done that, but I didn’t.
Favorite Stuff/Fun Facts?
Athletics: Tennis, Snowboarding, My Girlfriend (when not on the market), Weight lifting, Football, Camping (like those annoying snipers on MW2, except with a machine gun).