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matt122009

Latest Activity: Played The irRegularGame of Life (Jul 17, 2014 10:54am)

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    Male
  • Location

    USA, N. America, Earth, Solar System, Milky Way, etc.
  • Member Since

    Aug. 04, 2009
  • Age

    17
  • Website

    kongregate.com

So this is the place I tell about me? Ok. I’ll tell you a story.

So it all happened a few years ago. I was on a trip to California, on business, you know, and I saw this poor homeless man. He said, “I need some money.”

I remarked,“I don’t have any money.”

He replied, “Then I need some advice.”

I thought for some time and said, “You need to start a Flash games website”

He said, “Okaayy. But I don’t have a computer.”

I turned around and realized that we were right in front of the very house of Chuck Norris himself. We rang the doorbell. Chuck answered, and I, being a close friend, said, “Hey, could you hook this man up so’s he can make a website?”

He could, of course, and I never saw either of them again. Until, a friend introduced me to Kongregate, where I saw a familiar name, JIM GREER.

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