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About me

So this is the place I tell about me? Ok. I’ll tell you a story.

So it all happened a few years ago. I was on a trip to California, on business, you know, and I saw this poor homeless man. He said, “I need some money.”

I remarked,“I don’t have any money.”

He replied, “Then I need some advice.”

I thought for some time and said, “You need to start a Flash games website”

He said, “Okaayy. But I don’t have a computer.”

I turned around and realized that we were right in front of the very house of Chuck Norris himself. We rang the doorbell. Chuck answered, and I, being a close friend, said, “Hey, could you hook this man up so’s he can make a website?”

He could, of course, and I never saw either of them again. Until, a friend introduced me to Kongregate, where I saw a familiar name, JIM GREER.

  • Member Since: Aug. 04, 2009
  • Last Login: May. 30, 2012
  • Current Points: 1766
  • Comments: 34
  • Forum posts: 193
  • Location: USA, N. America, Earth, Solar System, Milky Way, etc.
  • Website: kongregate.com
  • Age: 15
  • Sex: Male
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Level: Robot Who Has Fir... in Kongregate Avatar Creator CONTEST
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Level: FOOOOD!!! in Kongregate Avatar Creator CONTEST
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OVERLORD123321

Jul 20, 2010 10:28am

tues,7-2, if you need me i will be on colony on armor

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OVERLORD123321 Jul 20, 2010 10:28am

7-23*

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OVERLORD123321

Jul 2, 2010 9:26am

omg!!are you jacob in disquise!??!vodka as ur avatar!?!?lol!

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matt122009 Jul 2, 2010 9:54am

It’s not VODKA! It’s ABSINTHE! Anyway, It’s Doodle God Avatar week.

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OVERLORD123321

May 22, 2010 5:45pm

>:) (:< >:) (:< >:) fishy <++++++>< <=<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>><<><><>><><<<><><<><><…

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OVERLORD123321

Feb 3, 2010 2:40pm

HI!

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