moey216

I was born as Chuck Norris’ Decendent, He taught me how to do a weaker round house kick, it turns out it could atleast stop the heart of a black grizzly bear! Then people started talking about “Chuck Norris’ Decendent”, So i went up to a guy, i asked, what’s this decendent thing going on? He says "People are making up jokes about him, and Chuck Norris as the normal ones, So i round house kicked him in the face, Then at night, a guy that was drunk, and supposedly on crack, came up to my cousin, Jill, and said with a crappy deep voice, I LIKE APPLESAUCE, ILL BE YOUR WIFE IF YOU GIMME SOME, … The guy was half naked, and … He’s a GUY! Then I entered a Pokemon Card Contest, It took me about 4 minutes to win, with a Yugioh Card. We went to a store, and Chuck Norris got mad at the “Hand Sanitizer” "Hand Saniziter claims they can kill 99.9% of germs, but Chuck Norris can kill 100% of whatever the F*** He wants! THE END. . .

(This isn’t intentionally supposed to be funny, i was just bored so i made this retarded no point story up… o__o)