Latest Activity: Played Lab of the Dead (Mar 1, 2014 10:05pm)
Points needed for next level: 106 Level
You don’t need a parachute do skydive, you need a parachute to skydive twice. Don’t hit a man with glasses, hit him with a baseball bat. The first bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Light travels faster than sound, that’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. Always borrow money from a pessimist, they won’t expect it back. Practice makes perfect, but nobody’s perfect, so why practice? Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom, is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad. The sole purpose of a child’s middle name is so they can tell that they’re really in trouble.