Latest Activity: Played Contract Wars (Dec 17, 2016 11:57pm)
Points needed for next level: 38 Level
You don’t need a parachute do skydive, you need a parachute to skydive twice. Don’t hit a man with glasses, hit him with a baseball bat. The first bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Light travels faster than sound, that’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. Always borrow money from a pessimist, they won’t expect it back. Practice makes perfect, but nobody’s perfect, so why practice? Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom, is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad. The sole purpose of a child’s middle name is so they can tell that they’re really in trouble.