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i live in liverpool,15, names andeh 21.30178% - Geek according to the geek test O= I WAS POTSHOTLYNXLYNX'S FIRST EVER SILENCE!!!!!!!!!!!! *feels special Nicnac: moo is a sexually confused nihilistic voodoo cannibal cpasley: C is for Congo, where I spent three years searching for a lost city of gold, only to leave defeated and with a nasty case of malaria. P is for “Pattern Recognition,” which is the book I read while I healed in the South American hospital where everyone called me Jose in spite of my repeated attempts to tell them my real name. A is for “Ass” which is where they shot the Malaria medication. S is for Seven, which is how many months I had to wait to get a new passport after mine was stolen by a charming little street urchin. L is for Leper Colony, which my bus back to the states broke down in front of. E is For Expedition, which with the help and encouragement of the lepers I once again decided to embark upon. Y is for Yellow Helicopter, which finally pulled me out of the jungle a year later, at which time the Congolese government decided to rescind my visa for my own protection. Potshotlynxlynx: moo, you're creepy enough as it is, you don't have to make things worse. MrSpontaneous: bob: you wouldnt know irony if it bought you dinner before it made sweet sweet love to you BobDylan: im jewish, pot i could haggle with a vending machine Charax: Vagina Dentata, what a wonderful phrase. Vagina Dentata, ain't no passing craze.... Potshotlynxlynx: '25 year old male assaulted in Florida. Witness reports say the victim's cow suit aroused anger in the assailant.' ToshikoSato: what would your parents think? lol ToshikoSato: ummm she's a bit old for you isn't she? "no mom, she's my big sister!" boyblue: (A picture of a sad-looking Moo appears on screen. A Proper British actor does a voiceover: "This young man's greatest dream is to win "The Turd of the Week Award." Make it happen.") boyblue(private): People are lonely, and so they invented a big, furry man in the sky to love them and spank them accordingly. MrSpontaneous: nooooooooooooo MrSpontaneous: moo is a /b/tard! if for some strange reason you may be looking for me i'm in the hive :) wii owners, add me if ya want. my code is 8567344419757961. obviously talk to me first i dont want a bunch of random people adding me! nancy the tavern wench: Alestorm I know of a tavern not far from here Where you can get some mighty fine beer The company's true and the wenches are pretty It's the greatest damn place in the whole of the city If you're looking for crewmates, you'll sure find 'em there Cutthroats and lowlifes and worse I should dare Ol' Nancy don't care who comes to her inn It's a den of debauchery violence and sin So come take a drink and drown your sorrows And all of our fears will be gone till tomorrow We'll have no regrets and live for the day In Nancy's Harbour Cafe If you're looking to go on a glorious quest There's a man there who knows of an old treasure chest For some pieces of eithe an a tankard of ale He'll show you the map and tell you it's tale And then there's Nancy, the lovely barmaiden She may be old but her beauty ain't fading Ol' Nancy don't care who comes to her inn It's a den of debaucheryviolence and sin So come take a drink and drown your sorrows And all of our fears will be gone till tomorrow We'll have no regrets and live for the day In Nancy's Harbour Café
- Member Since: Jul. 27, 2007
- Last Login: Nov. 06, 2009
- Current Points: 11779
- Comments: 1197
- Location: liverpool
- Website: reireijgeijgjreiijrrijrijrrgijrrgijgijrgijgrijrgijgrijgrijgrij
- Age: 16
- Sex: Male
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- This Is a Badge (medium - 15 points)
- Complete any 10 puzzles in Take Something Literally
- Acquired Nov. 06, 2009
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