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Hi. First off, I would like to say that I like blowing stuff up. And killing zombies. And Metroid. Okay, so I know this profile is lame. I'll change it later. Ya! I have changed meh profile.... So, I like anything small, fuzzy and cute, I like star wars, and uhhhhh..... Okay, so I dont have Flash... And if you ever ask me to play Minions, I'll ssay no, because I say it sucks... I'm an intelligent woman. I'd be happy to have a friendly disscussion about philosophical ideas, politics, religion, science, art, yada yada yada... Or we can just talk or RP. Leave me Shout/Whispers!!!!!!!!!! Hm.... I guess I'm not done. Well, you should probably know what to call me, then... DO'S: onelastwonder, olw, Wonder, Onelast, one DONT'S: onehitwonder, lastwonder Oh, yeah, I love to RP. I have two characters: Sentient Character: Race: Human Sex: Female Appearance: I look like Zero Suit Samus, who I really do look like, ftw. WEapon: SPAS-12 shotgun, Vulcan chaingun, green lightsaber Skills: Black bet in karate, judo, tae kwon do, kung fu, jujitsu. Force-user. Can pilot any vehicle. Origin: idk. Stats: Hp: 350 MP: 30 DEX: 90 CON: 25 STR: 40 SPEED: 110 DEFENSE: 80 ATTACK: 30 By the way, she's a shapeshifter. Her name is Lana, she's usually a Neko. She wears a black Varia suit from Metroid. Sometimes, anyway. I just realized, that, four months alter, I never did post my OTHER rp char. Well, too late. I got rid of it, lol. I NEED FILLER FOR MY PROFILE ZOMG http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs41/i/2009/031/1/9/Hypnotized_prisoner__Samus_by_BrokenTeapot.jpg&imgrefurl=http://brokenteapot.deviantart.com/art/Hypnotized-prisoner-Samus-111341643&usg=__u9HjlzfK59sjVsKS4KcV20okNBM=&h=621&w=400&sz=82&hl=en&start=34&tbnid=T5R0mhmGuXGa-M:&tbnh=136&tbnw=88&prev=/images%3Fq%3DAnime%2BSamus%26gbv%3D2%26ndsp%3D20%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26start%3D20 THATS WHAT I LOOK LIKE WHEN IM ON KONG, LOL It won't make any sense unless you know how much coffee I drink every morning. I SWEAR. Oh, yeah, and every woman must have good friends to be with. 199 as of June 17, 2009 to be exact. Here are some of them, and WHY THEY ARE SUCH GOOD FRIENDS: LucasiTheKitty: He's ALWAYS there for you... Plus, he's a KITTEH! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT? Answer: Intelligence, which he HAS. Therefore... NOTHING, I SAY! NOTHING! jozepi4: HE's weird, but he's easygoing and GREAT at RPing. Plus, sometimes he can be REALLY DEEP. luna8neko: Kind of like joze's female counterpart. WE IS GOOD FWENDZ hollow_ichigo: He thinks I'm crazy... He's right. [Eyes glow red, voice turns demonic] onelastdream: My twin sis. Tygore: He was one of the first people I met on kong. Even though he's not on a lot... when he is.. He'd do anything for you in a heartbeat, it seems. unlike me, who, if you pay enough, will kill you.. loljkthxbai hiperson134: A rockin' mod, he's funny, and he gets the job done. FOR THE KONGREGATE EMPIRE!!!!! mightytrazz: I'm not sure how to describe Trazz... Really, I'm not... Uh... Enough about my friends.... When In RPs, you might want to know what most of my forms look like (and yes, I realize most of the example pics are variations on Samus Aran. As I have said before, I look a lot like her, And 2: I LIEK PONIES... Or something like that, I dunno... Oh, no wait... I was going to say that Metroid ROCKS, which, I have previously explained.... SO YOU BETTER HAVE BEEN PAYING ATTENTION!!!!!! [ Kitten Wonder: http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Sidebox-Kitten-Thinks-R.jpg Rednow (My evil twin >_>): Looks like me, but with RED eyes... >_> DONT TRUST HER! SHES EVIL (I can't find any good Zombie Chick pics at the moment, sorry... SO ZOMBIE WONDER SHALL WAIT) DOGGIE WONDER XD: http://lucy24.deviantart.com/art/Wolf-28533464 Buggy/Drone Wonder (I still haven't figured out which one it is...): http://brokenteapot.deviantart.com/art/Mechanic-drone-Samus-Aran-115739913 Halo Wonder: http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.deviantart.com/download/64986001/Pink_Master_Chief_by_Sunglass.jpg&imgrefurl=http://sunglass.deviantart.com/art/Pink-Master-Chief-64986001&h=700&w=525&sz=125&tbnid=2Azy0Wxhg3bEyM:&tbnh=140&tbnw=105&prev=/images%3Fq%3DPink%2BMaster%2BChief&usg=__BIf57MMbY5sX9T6WDs4Nk-GXNL4=&ei=Lh0_St6fMuCwtgexmMwI&sa=X&oi=image_result&resnum=1&ct=image THATS IT ... Stuff I might say (THI IS FOR WHEN YOU WISH I WAS ONLINe, BUT IM NOT, SO YOU CAN FILL IN FOR ME BY COPY/PASTING THESE PHRASES INTO THE CHAT: "NAH RLY" "I like sharp things." "HELL NO, JOZE!" "Is it just my brain slowly being destroyed by all of you people, or is my computer MELTING???" "This is the song that doesn't end...." "I SWEAR I'm not microchipped... [Picks at shiny, blinky thing in back of neck]" "Yes, Master..." "ONE OF US! ONE OF US!" "It's REALLy run by Greg... THAT'S why it's KonGREGate and not KongEMILYANDJIMate..." "I'm WATCHING YOU, Rednow..." "I never was one for orginization. More of a 'SWARM THEM ALL WITH DRONES' kind of girl." ------------------------------------------------------------- A standard epic convo including me: onelastwonder: If X= Y, and Y= X and Y+X=X, but neither one can be zero, what does X equal? LucasiTheKitty: Idk... Xentaros: lemmie think Xentaros: don't tell me! ChippyYYZ: 5 yippeyeehaw: X equals the square root of XY? JBirdman: poo kiddie muted onelastwonder: No. crunchypoo: why onelastwonder: It can't equal anything. crunchypoo: i just say i luvs kittehs LucasiTheKitty: ... onelastwonder: I think. Xentaros: Trick question?!?! onelastwonder: I'm not sure. LucasiTheKitty: I suppose Xen. I said cookies. Xentaros: lol Xentaros: hmm Xentaros: Actually you are onto something kitty Xentaros: cookies+cookies=cookies onelastwonder: I'm posting this on my profile as one of the qoutes of me. Xentaros: kitty wins! crunchypoo: no LucasiTheKitty: Lol. crunchypoo: whoa i found a new scar on my nee LucasiTheKitty: Okay Wonder ██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██ ██▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██ ██▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▓▓▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██ ██▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▓▓▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██ ██▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒██ ██▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▓▓▒▒▓▓▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██ ██▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▓▓▒▒▓▓▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██ ██▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▓▓▒▒▓▓▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒██ ██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██ ██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██ ██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██ ██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██ ██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██ ██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██ ██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██ ██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██ ██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██ ██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██ ██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██ ██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▓▓▓▓▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██ ██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▓▓▒▒▓▓▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██ ██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▓▓▒▒▓▓▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██ ██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██ ██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██ ██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▒▒▒▒▓▒▒▓▓▒▓▓▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██ ██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▓▓▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▓▓▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██ ██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██ Oh, look... My fave number... π (pi)! 3.1415926535 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971 6939937510 5820974944 5923078164 0628620899 8628034825 3421170679 8214808651 3282306647 0938446095 5058223172 5359408128 4811174502 8410270193 8521105559 6446229489 5493038196 4428810975 6659334461 2847564823 3786783165 2712019091 4564856692 3460348610 4543266482 1339360726 0249141273 7245870066 0631558817 4881520920 9628292540 9171536436 7892590360 0113305305 4882046652 1384146951 9415116094 3305727036 5759591953 0921861173 8193261179 3105118548 0744623799 6274956735 1885752724 8912279381 8301194912 9833673362 4406566430 8602139494 6395224737 1907021798 6094370277 0539217176 2931767523 8467481846 7669405132 0005681271 4526356082 7785771342 7577896091 7363717872 1468440901 2249534301 4654958537 1050792279 6892589235 4201995611 2129021960 8640344181 5981362977 4771309960 5187072113 4999999837 2978049951 0597317328 1609631859 5024459455 3469083026 4252230825 3344685035 2619311881 7101000313 7838752886 5875332083 8142061717 7669147303 5982534904 2875546873 1159562863 8823537875 9375195778 1857780532 1712268066 1300192787 6611195909 2164201989 By the way, I'm a Martian. And remember, kids, there are no girls on the interwebs. EVAR. And being a Martian makes me a girl. Therefore, I'm in your imagination.

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