pangofsludge

I am super chicken. I am a vampire. I am magical. I have a glowing tongue. If you were to perform an autopsy on me, I would explode in your face. Ich bin ein Amerikaner, aber ich habe ein bisschen Deutsch in der Schule gelernt.

“It’s easier to be an ***hole to words than to people.”—Randall Munroe, xkcd

I normally try to be a pretty humble person, but I can’t help but think that I am AWESOME right now because I have the impossible badges for Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 2 and 3.