Pokarnor's profile

My PSN is Pokarnor, though I probably don’t have the same games as you.

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PROFILE FORMATTING, Y U NO WORK PROPERLY?

I like trains.

VanHalen1 is my wife.
35kdog is my brother.
Pink_princess is my mom.
ArcadianFire is my son.
Strawuni is my daughter.
AlexTheGreat13’s mustache is my spouse.
Doorstogo123 is my grandchild.

“Oh God, I didn’t know LoZ was such a racist game series. The gorons are made as a pretty stupid and underdeveloped race, but very strong instead to survive. And their skin color is brown and they have big stereotypical lips.”

Romanians are dick-tators.

“Assassin Barbarian Spiderman ate his banana and ran forward two spaces”

“Chucklefuck”

“Religion is like a dick: You don’t show it off in public and you don’t shove it down children’s throats.”

1. If the Earth were 100 feet closer to the sun, we would all burn to death. That’s why skyscrapers are always on fire.

2. 14 spiders crawl into the average person’s mouth every year. Some people choke to death because their 14 spiders crawl in simultaneously.

3. Humans actually didn’t evolve from monkeys. Monkeys evolved from humans, then forgot how shaving cream works.

4. If you aim an analog television’s antennae at the International Space Station, you can watch Russian cosmonauts eat floating M&Ms.

4. The origin of 7Up’s name is known, but it can only be found inside a bottle of the missing soda ‘-7Down’.

5. There is a computer virus circulating that, when downloaded, uses all of your cyan ink to print pictures of dolphins fucking.

6. If you took all of the paint out of a single bucket and spread it a molecule thin over the United States, you’d give a lot of people mild lead poisoning.

7. Four-leaf clovers are the offspring of a three-leaf clover and a selfless two-leaf clover that lost a limb in WWII.

8. The author of the Bible has earned no royalties from sales, despite it being the best-selling book of all time and creating countless spin-off merchandise.

9. An estimated 98% of the world’s problems would be solved if the lengths of units of measurement were decreased – men measuring their penis length could finally feel important.

10. A light bulb uses more energy than a small television – but only if that light bulb has Dolby Digital 6.1 Surround Sound.

11. All the extra chromosomes found in people with Downs Syndrome have been donated by a single, angry Adders-tongue.

12. The average dyslexic wlil erda 030 kobso in treih lfmeiite.

13. The Earth is technically bipolar.

14. If you add all the lottery numbers from the past four weeks with the birthdays of everyone in your immediate family and divide the sum by Pi you’ll realize why no one respects number theorists.

15. 1.3% of Ford Focus drivers have ADD.

17. Global warming isn’t real. Antarctica merely became homesick after the continents started splitting apart.

18. Cheez-Its contain no real Cheez.

20. 82% of jokes in YouTube comments revolve around a number being purposefully skipped. Only 4% of these facts do the same.

21. Three’s Company was originally supposed to be Seven Hundred and Twenty Two’s Company, but test audiences couldn’t keep up.

22. The Tomb of the Known Soldier has topped Vacation Magazine’s “Least Visited Tourist Attractions” list for seven consecutive years.

23. Donuts were originally created by a Danish biscuit-maker who loved glory holes.

24. Barack Obama cannot legally be President, seeing as he was born in the Glaarbath galaxy in the year 7802 A.Z.

25. Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo was followed by Breakin’ 3: Gas-Powered Badonkadonk and Breakin’ 4: Solar-Powered Dozzywobble.

26. Number 20 was referencing the fact that I skipped 19.

27. And 16.

Raivolutionary: HEY I’M GONAN TALK TO YOU WHILE YOU TRY TO PLAY A GAME
Raivolutionary: OKAY?
Raivolutionary: OKAY
Raivolutionary: SO
Raivolutionary: HEY
Raivolutionary: WAZZUP?
Raivolutionary: HOW YOU DOIN’?
Raivolutionary: NICE AVATAR
Raivolutionary: JAMES IS ALWAYS A NICE AVATAR
Raivolutionary: ARE YOU READING THIS?
Deadrights: HEY BRO
Deadrights: HOWS IT GOING
Raivolutionary: HEY
Raivolutionary: GOOD
Raivolutionary: WAZZUP
Deadrights: I KNOW I HAVE A NICE AVATAR
Deadrights: YOURS SUCKS THOUGH
Raivolutionary: HEY FUCK YOU
Deadrights: MY CAT
Deadrights: YOU KNOW
Raivolutionary: FUCK YOU TO HELL AND THEN DIE
Deadrights: MY CAT
Deadrights: HE WON’T LEAVE ME ALONE
Deadrights: WHAT DO I DO WITH HIM
Raivolutionary: MY PEANUT BUTTER IS EXPERIED
Raivolutionary: I AM SAD
Raivolutionary: LET YOUR CAT EAT MY PEANUT BUTTER
Deadrights: PUT PEANUTS AND BUTTER IN A BLENDER
Deadrights: INSTANT
Raivolutionary: PROBLEM SOLVED
Deadrights: PEANUT BUTTER
Raivolutionary: PEANUT IS THE BEST
Raivolutionary: JAM IS JELLY
Deadrights: CASHEWS ARE BETTER THAN PEANUTS
Raivolutionary: CASHEWS ARE FOR RICH PEOPLE
Raivolutionary: WALNUTS ERRYDAY MOFO
Deadrights: SUCH AS MYSLEF
Raivolutionary: MYSLEF IS POOR
Raivolutionary: AND CANADIAN
Raivolutionary: BUT HE’S HAPPY
Deadrights: DON’T SAY THAT ABOUT MYSLEF
Deadrights: HE WILL GET MAD
Deadrights: AND
Deadrights: AND
Raivolutionary: AND
Deadrights: KILL YOU
Deadrights: SO
Raivolutionary: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Raivolutionary: OMG
Deadrights: YOU
Deadrights: YOU
Deadrights: BETTER WATCH YOUR BACK
Raivolutionary: WHAT DO I DO
Deadrights: MISTER
Raivolutionary: YOU WEATCH YOUR SIDE, FELLOW.
Raivolutionary: *WATCH
Deadrights: COME WITH ME
Raivolutionary: K
Deadrights: YOU WILL LIVE FOREVER
Raivolutionary: WAIT
Raivolutionary: BUT IF I LIVE FOREVER
Raivolutionary: I CAN’T TURN MY DEAD BODY INTO DIAMONDS
Deadrights: WELL
Deadrights: thats too bad
Raivolutionary: i know
Raivolutionary: BUT I COULD TURN MY LIVE BODY INTO DIUAMONDS
Raivolutionary: *DIAMONDS
Raivolutionary: Right?
Raivolutionary: I’m not sure
Raivolutionary: Tell me
Raivolutionary: TELL ME
Raivolutionary: please tell me
Deadrights: you
Deadrights: will
Raivolutionary: omg tell me~
Deadrights: only
Deadrights: get
Deadrights: half
Deadrights: the diamonds
Deadrights: that
Deadrights: you
Deadrights: would
Deadrights: normally
Deadrights: get
Raivolutionary: Okay
Raivolutionary: MYU BODY IS NOW DIAMONDS
Deadrights: plus
Deadrights: i
Deadrights: get
Deadrights: to
Deadrights: take
Deadrights: half
Raivolutionary: K
Deadrights: and
Deadrights: my
Deadrights: cat
Deadrights: gets
Deadrights: half
Raivolutionary: wAIT
Raivolutionary: So then I still get, like, 1 tenth, right?
Deadrights: that
Deadrights: goes
Raivolutionary: Because two halfs is 9 tenths
Deadrights: to
Deadrights: my
Deadrights: other
Deadrights: cat
Raivolutionary: YOU MONSTER
Raivolutionary: YOU THIEVED MY DIAMONDS
Raivolutionary: AND YOU KILLED MY RIGHTS
Deadrights: all in a days work
Raivolutionary: It took you two days to do it though
Deadrights: im not good with keeping track of time
Raivolutionary: That’s because I stole your sense of time
Raivolutionary: And then I wasted your time
Raivolutionary: HEY
Raivolutionary: BITCH
Raivolutionary: DID
Raivolutionary: YOU
Raivolutionary: STOP
Raivolutionary: TALKING
Raivolutionary: TO
Raivolutionary: ME
Raivolutionary: ?
Raivolutionary: /
Raivolutionary: ?
Raivolutionary: ?
Deadrights: hey
Raivolutionary: ?
Deadrights: man
Deadrights: i was posting
Deadrights: in ot
Raivolutionary: oh
Raivolutionary: sry
Deadrights: also
Deadrights: have you bought anyhting off of steam?
Raivolutionary: No
Deadrights: damnit
Deadrights: buy something
Raivolutionary: I only have two cents and a strip of gum
Raivolutionary: How much is gum worht?
Deadrights: ask your rich parents
Deadrights: or something
Deadrights: 3 hats
Raivolutionary: I killed my parents
Deadrights: same
Raivolutionary: So I could have their money
Deadrights: i never liked them
Raivolutionary: Then I spent the money on hookers and dental care
Deadrights is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
Raivolutionary: HEY
Deadrights: hey
Deadrights: hay
Raivolutionary: YOU CAN’T PLAY A GAME
Deadrights: hoy
Deadrights: hit
Raivolutionary: WHILE I AM TALKING TO YOU
Raivolutionary: wait
Deadrights: i guess i’ll have to stop talking to you
Raivolutionary: ;; ;_; ;;
Raivolutionary: I have 3 sad faces now
Raivolutionary: and 7 chins
Raivolutionary: Forever alone
Deadrights: fatty
Deadrights: hey
Deadrights: buy me skyrim
Raivolutionary: My name is Patty, not fatty
Raivolutionary: Okay
Raivolutionary: I’ll get you Skyrim
Deadrights: :D:D:D:D
Raivolutionary: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9eGtyqz4gY
Raivolutionary: That’s caleld Skyrim
Raivolutionary: *called
Raivolutionary: So I got you Skyrim
Raivolutionary: Right?
Deadrights: THANKS
Raivolutionary: NO
Raivolutionary: YOU’RE NOT WELCOME
Raivolutionary: FUCK YOU