For the Orbo! A Dozer Tank captain is on the battlefield along with his crew of 3 people : the Driver, the Mechanic and a Telecommunications Specialist. TS : Damn, contact lost with our last remaining forces, we are completely alone now.. Driver : Holy crap, those 2 Tridents caught up to us, can’t lose them! And now, there is a Fighter Jet and a Fortifier blocking us the way out! Captain? What should we do? (At that time, the battle-scarred captain gets up from his position on the back of the Dozer Tank with a big, burning cigar on his mouth and walks to the front where his crew currently is.) Driver : Captain! What do we do now?! Captain : Shut up! John! (the Mechanic) press that button! Mechanic : What button?! Captain : Press that damn R.A.T.T. button!! Mechanic : Yes sir! (<- wicked smile) Now, Driver! drive straight on to this Fortifier and Fighter Jet and stop the tank directly in front of them! Driver : Ok captain… (few seconds later Dozer Tank stops directly in front of the Fortifier and the Fighter Jet). Captain : Now watch this! (The following dialogue is packed up for the sake of space) Mechanic : Fortifier opened fire on us! (This is dedicated to all players that get really annoyed with a Regenerate-frenzy Dozer Tank, like myself). (end of log) Activity Feedpolesapolesa has not published any activity yet.Would you like to post a shout to welcome them to Kongregate? AwardsMy Games |