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For the Orbo!
Our Tyrant, who art online, Orbo be thy name. Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in cyberspace. Give us this day our daily Weakening, and forgive us of our Strikes, as we forgive those who Strike against us. Lead us not into Impulse Walkers, and Deliver us from Atlas, For thine is the game, the honour and the reputation, For ever and ever, Amen.

A Dozer Tank captain is on the battlefield along with his crew of 3 people : the Driver, the Mechanic and a Telecommunications Specialist.

TS : Damn, contact lost with our last remaining forces, we are completely alone now..

Driver : Holy crap, those 2 Tridents caught up to us, can’t lose them! And now, there is a Fighter Jet and a Fortifier blocking us the way out! Captain? What should we do?

(At that time, the battle-scarred captain gets up from his position on the back of the Dozer Tank with a big, burning cigar on his mouth and walks to the front where his crew currently is.)

Driver : Captain! What do we do now?!

Captain : Shut up! John! (the Mechanic) press that button!

Mechanic : What button?!

Captain : Press that damn R.A.T.T. button!!

Mechanic : Yes sir! (<- wicked smile) Now, Driver! drive straight on to this Fortifier and Fighter Jet and stop the tank directly in front of them!

Driver : Ok captain… (few seconds later Dozer Tank stops directly in front of the Fortifier and the Fighter Jet).

Captain : Now watch this!

(The following dialogue is packed up for the sake of space)

Mechanic : Fortifier opened fire on us!
Captain : Regenerate.
Mechanic : ??? Fortifier flurried itself for another round of…
Captain : Regenerate!
Mechanic : Trident strikes us from the rear!
Captain : Regenerate!!
Mechanic : Fighter Jet threw it’s missil…
Captain : Regenerate!!!
Mechanic : Sir we can’t do..
Captain : Regenerate!!!!
Driver : Captain, I…
Captain : Regenerate!!!!!
Driver : But, sir…
Captain : Regenerate!!!!!!
TS : Incoming trans…
Captain : Regenerate! Regenerate! Regenerate! Regenerate! REGENERATE! oh… sorry what’s that Mike? (Telecommunications Specialist)
TS : It’s from the Imperial Commander sir.
Captain : What do they say?
TS : They say “Go %$#! yourselves you stupid $#$#!” sir!

(This is dedicated to all players that get really annoyed with a Regenerate-frenzy Dozer Tank, like myself).

(end of log)
Found on tyrant forum, not my own work, spread round =D

  • Member Since: Oct. 03, 2009
  • Last Login: Jun. 03, 2012
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Hoschisack

Dec 27, 2011 3:43am

sorry dude was just doing another merc job… I can come merc for you too to make up for it :-]

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polesapolesa Dec 27, 2011 5:49am

na all good am on troll mode for this now, was taking it serious before and flipped out at hypocrisy and tried a valid argument…forgot it was the interwebz and that don’t work so…THE…

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zaraki

Dec 26, 2011 11:04pm

Just ignore them and they’ll get bored. They mostly warred you since kwoter was being.. a bit crazy.

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polesapolesa Dec 26, 2011 11:19pm

that was my fault i said kwoter was allowed to go crazy on them, we already had bad stuff happening from our first recruit thread

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zaraki

Dec 17, 2011 10:42am

It wasn’t offensive at all. It was mostly just not discussing anything on the forum. It was more sending a message to a specific group that he could do in chat. Private messages that people can’t discuss aren’t meant for the forums.

Sorry for not clarifying and sorry for any inconvenience!
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polesapolesa Dec 17, 2011 5:33pm

All good was just wondering if mods were locking all kwoters threads no matter what was in them

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kazawrath

Jul 25, 2011 10:55pm

sorry i cant make it to whatapu(i think thats how you spell it) its my moms birthday and i cant get moniessssssss >.< have fun

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polesapolesa Jul 26, 2011 5:59pm

algoodies

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polesapolesa Jul 28, 2011 8:09pm

what the hell?>?>>>>>>>> ? why did you quit the faction???

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kazawrath

Jun 28, 2011 2:02am

dude greenberet left cronos aswell and joined the faction we left so i sent him a link to this one

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polesapolesa Jun 28, 2011 2:12am

lol this is gona get interesting

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