Latest Activity: Played The King's League: Odyssey (May 4, 2013 5:13pm)
Points needed for next level: 239 Level
For the Orbo!
A Dozer Tank captain is on the battlefield along with his crew of 3 people : the Driver, the Mechanic and a Telecommunications Specialist.
TS : Damn, contact lost with our last remaining forces, we are completely alone now..
Driver : Holy crap, those 2 Tridents caught up to us, can’t lose them! And now, there is a Fighter Jet and a Fortifier blocking us the way out! Captain? What should we do?
(At that time, the battle-scarred captain gets up from his position on the back of the Dozer Tank with a big, burning cigar on his mouth and walks to the front where his crew currently is.)
Driver : Captain! What do we do now?!
Captain : Shut up! John! (the Mechanic) press that button!
Mechanic : What button?!
Captain : Press that damn R.A.T.T. button!!
Mechanic : Yes sir! (<- wicked smile) Now, Driver! drive straight on to this Fortifier and Fighter Jet and stop the tank directly in front of them!
Driver : Ok captain… (few seconds later Dozer Tank stops directly in front of the Fortifier and the Fighter Jet).
Captain : Now watch this!
(The following dialogue is packed up for the sake of space)
Mechanic : Fortifier opened fire on us!
(This is dedicated to all players that get really annoyed with a Regenerate-frenzy Dozer Tank, like myself).
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