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    Jul. 05, 2011

A couple of funny quotes straight from the Cantina!

Vorpal_Steak: Vorpal Claus isn’t a troll! He brings present to all the good little steaks!

SnowTrooperI9: I have tons of spare time, I’m going for the hard.
Hellraiser1977: TWSS

Hellraiser1977: Not really… I’m pretending to play a game when in reality I gots porn in the back ground on the work machine :P
kikicoops: o.0!
grimes1: AHA!
grimes1: So, what’s it? German hardcore or hentai?
Hellraiser1977: Fixing to turn up the volume and see about getting canned :P
grimes1: We all know you like the tentacles!
Hellraiser1977: XD Grimes

Vorpal_Steak: I always live like a barbarian. I run around, killing stuff with my bare hands in rage. No other way to live.

grimes1: As I lay on my bed, I gazed at the stars and thought: “Where the hell is my ceiling?!”

grimes1:Life is like a box of bullets… It’s too small!

sc1zzen: its crap
sc1zzen: but its better than nothing
Vorpal_Steak: It’s what crap craps. :D
sc1zzen: its the crap that crap craps when it feels crappy

grimes1: Because it makes worthless bums feel they acomplished something in their lives.
Vorpal_Steak: Like me!

kikicoops: two minutes of my life gone…
Hellraiser1977: Boob buckets…
kikicoops: yeh…
Hellraiser1977: what teh hell…
Nemoso: I thought it was pretty awesome.
grimes1: ^
SaintWacko: ^
grimes1: HA!

Marq: Imagine Godzilla with a beret.

Nemoso: I double check EVERY time.

Twistedzinc: Women.
Nemoso: cant live with em, and because men know how to science, we’ll figure out a way to live without them.

jlt314: grimes, that’s just the nice link to the russian conduct rules – they do need hammer time enforcement in the Kremlin.

Nicomagi: but, kitty is already gone?

Nicomagi: problem solved?

Nicomagi: lets go get internet lunch! MY TREAT!

/b/: For God’s sake, why do you bother having adamantium inside you if it isn’t in your dick?

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