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About me

I am a zombie hunter for hire. For a small fee I will grab my Remington 870 and blow off the heads of the undead. Well I lied slightly, my fee isn’t very small, it’s about $100,000. But would you rather lose some money or be eaten alive by the endless hordes of the undead?

Member Since: Apr. 27, 2008
Last Login: May. 31, 2012
Current Points: 1650
Comments: 258
Forum posts: 4

Sex: Male

Latest Achievements (view all badges)

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

"Back to the Void with You!" Badge (medium - 15 points)

Defeat the Void Lord in Legend of the Void

Acquired Dec. 04, 2011

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Crushing Blow Badge (medium - 15 points)

Deal 100 damage with a single attack in Legend of the Void

Acquired Dec. 04, 2011

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Suited Up Badge (easy - 5 points)

Equip a piece of armor in every non-artifact slot in Legend of the Void

Acquired Dec. 04, 2011

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Straight to the Moon Badge (medium - 15 points)

Reach an altitude of 300,000 feet to complete your mission in IntoSpace!

Acquired Oct. 06, 2011

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Aerospace Funding Plan B Badge (easy - 5 points)

Collect 5 money power-ups during a single flight in IntoSpace!

Acquired Oct. 06, 2011

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Sunburn Badge (medium - 15 points)

Solve your niece's murder in Bela Kovacs and The Trail of Blood

Acquired Aug. 26, 2011

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Four-Square Graduate Badge (easy - 5 points)

Complete level 7 in Continuity

Acquired Aug. 26, 2011

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Powering Up Badge (easy - 5 points)

Reach character level 3 to unlock the fire fury in GunBot

Acquired Apr. 01, 2011

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Zombie Wrangler Badge (easy - 5 points)

Kill 50 zombies in Rebuild

Acquired Apr. 01, 2011

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

HMO Practitioner Badge (medium - 15 points)

Treat all three patients in Dark Cut

Acquired Apr. 01, 2011

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Cheese Retrieval Badge (easy - 5 points)

Clear out the thieves' hideout and rescue the wizard's prized cheese in Arkandian Crusade

Acquired Jan. 23, 2011

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Button Masher Badge (easy - 5 points)

Press the first 3 buttons in Achievement Unlocked 2

Acquired Jan. 21, 2011

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Parents vs. Zombies Badge (easy - 5 points)

Kill 20 zombies in Zombies Took My Daughter!

Acquired Dec. 23, 2010

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Dragon Slayer Badge (medium - 15 points)

Clear the dungeon in Dungeon Developer

Acquired Dec. 21, 2010

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Bat Bashing Badge (easy - 5 points)

Defeat 20 minions in Dungeon Developer

Acquired Dec. 21, 2010

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Road Warrior Badge (medium - 15 points)

Take down da choppa in Road of the Dead

Acquired Oct. 29, 2010

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Gunslinger Badge (easy - 5 points)

Shoot a zombie off the hood of your car in Road of the Dead

Acquired Oct. 28, 2010

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Great Balloon Escape Badge (medium - 15 points)

Escape the perils of the ground with your balloon in Balloon in a Wasteland

Acquired Jul. 17, 2010

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Balloon Private Badge (easy - 5 points)

Slay 100 foes in Balloon in a Wasteland

Acquired Jul. 17, 2010

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Doodle Demi-God Badge (easy - 5 points)

Unlock half the category groups in Doodle God

Acquired Jun. 25, 2010

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Digger Badge (easy - 5 points)

Dig 300 feet down in MegaDrill

Acquired Feb. 19, 2010

rayman5395's Favorite Games

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: Bela Kovacs and The Trail of Blood

: Arkandian Crusade

: Road of the Dead

: Zombies Took My Daughter!

: Balloon in a Wasteland

: Golemizer

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: Eva Bovary, the Neophyte

: Sophie Merovingian, the Symbologist

: Fallen Knight Rathbone, the Betrayer

: Elusive Feather

: Cornelius Constantine, the Suave

: Flash Powder

: Mindreader's Chalice

: Higashi, the Master

rayman5395's awards

: Assassin's Creed

: Warhammer Raffle

: Left 4 Dead

Friends rayman5395 follows

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: kingtommy

: andreas1997

: FuzzyFart

: applesauce65

: Motocrosser

: KillerDeath32

: GirRulesX3

rayman5395's followers

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: killwarriors

: Jake2885

: andreas1997

: TheFourthTriplet

: GirRulesX3

: FuzzyFart

: applesauce65

rayman5395's shouts

TheFourthTriplet

May 11, 2009 7:11pm

Aw, crap, it got smushed. Sorry. §_§

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TheFourthTriplet

May 11, 2009 7:10pm

Ahhh, here you go. All the RvB quotes you could ever need… or want… xD

Caboose: I don’t understand. Are-are-are you hungry? Tucker, are you hungry? Are you cold?

Tucker: What? No.

Caboose: Do you need a blanket? Tucker, do you want some hot dogs and a blanket?

Tucker: No, Caboose, I’m NOT cold, I don’t want a hot dog…

Ahhh, here you go. All the RvB quotes you could ever need… or want… xD

Caboose: I don’t understand. Are-are-are you hungry? Tucker, are you hungry? Are you cold?
Tucker: What? No.
Caboose: Do you need a blanket? Tucker, do you want some hot dogs and a blanket?
Tucker: No, Caboose, I’m NOT cold, I don’t want a hot dog, and if you put mustard in my f***ing sheets again, I’m gonna kill you.

Tucker: What if I have to kill stuff, dude? I’m a lover, not a fighter.
Church: I know, Tucker, I’m the same way. That’s why we get along so well — we’re both just a couple of lovers.
Tucker: That sounded kinda gay, dude.
Church: Yeah, it did.

Voice on radio: Man, I hate this. This sucks.
Caboose: It’s Church!
Voice on radio: I just wanna lay around and do nothing.
Sarge: I think it’s Grif!
Voice on radio: Right after I take this nice, warm, bubble bath!
Sarge and Simmons: Donut.

Sarge: Get on with it, Grif.
Grif: I would just like to let everyone know that I suck.
Church: And?
Grif: And that I’m a girl.
Church: What else?
Grif: And I like ribbons in my hair, and I want to kiss all the boys.
Sarge: This may be the best surrender of all time.

Tucker: People learn English all the time. It aren’t that hard!

Caboose: Time isn’t made out of lines. It’s made out of circles! That is why clocks are round.

Church: Andy, this is Doc, Doc, this is Andy. Uh, Andy, Doc is here to help Tucker, and he’s also our worst enemy, you know, besides the Reds, and Tex on certain days.
O’Malley: Well, thank you for introducing me to your bowling ball. Hello bowling ball.
Andy: Actually, I’m a bomb.
O’Malley: This can talk?
Andy: Why is it the first thing everybody says to me?!
O’Malley: A talking bomb you say? Hmm, I could use a fellow like you in my organisation, heh heh.
Church: Yeah, I should probably point out that Andy here was specifically designed to blow up and kill you.
O’Malley: I see… well, this is certainly awkward.
Andy: KABOOM!
O’Malley: Satan’s bunions!
Andy: Ha ha ha! I was just kidding, I didn’t really explode! heh heh!

Church: There is a fine line between not listening and not caring. I like to think I walk that line every day of my life.

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skatehard

May 10, 2009 12:01pm

i hire u zombies been attacking me for 5 days staright out of ammo using my dog as a weapon help.

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rayman5395

May 10, 2009 8:28am

Hey Triplet, please stop shouting at me in Latin, I can’t understand languages that have been dead for 2,000 years or more.

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TheFourthTriplet

Mar 30, 2009 8:26am

Salve fratri… Quid agemus hodie?

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