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Narrator: When Secla was relaxing there was a knock on the door…

me:who is it?
bob: its me bob
me:oh hi bob:wats up
me:good
me: I LIKE PIE!
Bob:wtf?
me:heh?
Bob:random stuff…
Me:oh
me:who cares about random
bob:I do
me:so wat
bob: i care about it
me: shut up, i dont
bob:well u r a troll
me:u are
bob:u
Me:u
bob: u u u u u u
me: liar
Bob:nope
me: punches
bob: OWIE, im a button dingdong
me:…
Bob: haha
me: wat
bob:u said …
me: well, just shut up
bob: no
me:yes
bob:no
me: QUIT ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bob: why did u use !
me: cause i feel like it
me: kicks button out of door
bob: YOULL PAY FOR THIS…
me:lol
narrator: now thats why buttons are dumb…

next day…
suddely..
there was a knock on a door…
me:who is it?
bob:its me, bob
me:get out of here
opens door
me:omg???
bob: ATTACK
me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
gets bazzooka then shoots
bob: you REGETT THAT!!!!!!!
me:no u wont
me:cya sucka
me:the end

Bob learned his lesson about not to treat a guy in a bad way. Wanna get to know him more…
look for bob the button ,2 ,3 ,4 in the game search… thanks for reading!P.S is
not the end…

Here is the other story with me and bob…

me:oh gawd why you here
bob: i came for revenge
bob: IMMA FIRING MAH LAZA!!!!!
me:well ur doomed
gets fire lazer out
shoots bob
bob:haha i reflected u
sneeks up behind
stabs with knife
me:AHA now i gotcha
me: that was the fake me who shot u
bob:… why did i fell for it
me:loser
bob runs away
me: CYA SUCKA
bob: im coming back tomorrow
me: i’ll be waiting
ill be waiting

next day…

me:UGH
me:So why do u have a spoon?
bob:idk?
kicks bob
me:well arent u gonna say somthing
bob:AHA I faked ya like u did to me
me:… nor gonna work
gets a sword a mile long
stabs through 5,000 bobs
me:oh gawd…
me:5,000 of ya
me:wat ya a magician
bob:no
bob:those were cardboard
me:shoots lazer in the heart
me:haha ur dead officaly
bob: you’ll pay for this

sees retard
me:gtfo retard
retard:ok bye
stabs with long sword
me: didnt let ya off the hook yet retard
retard:AHHHHHHH HELP
me:…
puts duck tape on retard
________ thats nothing its hfwofhslcsbofsbuofos
me:shaddup
retard:… ok
me:hand me 500 bucks for being in my territory
retard:awwww
retard gives it up
me: now go… GO!
retard runs away

Narrator: for some reason Secla beated the retard and the button 3 times already.
Secla: was a great story but It did happend but the botton part.Hoped you like it. (one more part)
narrator:next day suddely…
knock knock
ME:GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE
girl: why u look pretty
me:…
me:GTFO NOW, U LOOK UGLY AND FAT
cries
girl:WHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me:well here, have 20 bucks
girl:thanks now cya sucka
me: :) who gives crap to her anyway
another knock
me:BUTTON, I THOUGHT I KILLED U 100000000000 TIMES
button:im a zombie!
flings to hell
me:cya sucka
button: who gives shit to ya anyway, and im finished with u
me:WOOHOOO
narrator:he finally got done with “miner” probs
secla:really really really weird, end of my story the end