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This medical breakthrough will give you the ability to jump off of a building. It is available for $1,000 dollars if you call right now. This is a limited time offer. Call the number on your screen now. Batteries are included if you pay an extra $1000. Side effects will include slight indigestion and death. If you experience any mental problems, please commit suicide and dial the number on your screen. Do not take this if you take nitrates for chest pain, or if you are dead. We don’t want cemeteries suing us.