Amazing how no matter where I go on kong, no matter who takes me where, I always go back to the LoG.
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I love playing games offline then logging on to get the badges out of order XD
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Quotes from the LoG since I got back.
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VexxGenesis: no way in hell could you be 8 and look that damn good
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VexxGenesis: somehow i think think i want to know why you know so much about his bed… <
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moses78: * cough bestiality cough*
Doomoo: YES
racefan12: Doomoo says yes to bestiality. * noted*
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crazyboy554: wow whenever i say a bad word ppl listen. whn i dont they ignor me
sagitarus: That’s because you’re an idiot
TalonH: Lol, amen brother
crazyboy554: im not an idiot u racist
TalonH: SORRY, I DON’T SPEAKBLAHBLAHBLAH
sagitarus: lmao talon
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moses78: i did what now
sagitarus: gay porn moses
moses78: * innocent*
moses78: and i only make porn, don’t use it
sagitarus: You make gay porn?
sagitarus: Quite the confession
moses78: depends on your definition of gay porn
sagitarus: homoerotic
moses78: then yes
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Multisingularity: badges don’t really serve a point
Minimalist__: I know. They serve 5, 15, 30, or 60 points
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moses78: no, she is pretty open about wanting to bone me.
sagitarus: moses – SHE wants to bone YOU?
Naurmegil: hpow can a girl bone somone
moses78: yes asmo
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Sir_Fratley: Just came back into the tab
sagitarus: damnit I thought the potato filcher had gone for good…
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TheoSoft: you pedo
sagitarus: Theo – I’m a lifeguard, being a pedo is in the job description
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Ketsy: Yeah, watching all those fit men run around is quite arousing.
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Ketsy: Yes. So I go with the next best thing; I masturbate while deep throating a banana.
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CecilWidowmaker: i KNOWTHISMIGHT BE ANNOYING BY NOW, BUTWHO HASN’T SEEN MY BABYTHATWANTS TO?
CecilWidowmaker: Ooof
CecilWidowmaker: Caps
CecilWidowmaker: Sorry
myGRAM: ur right, that was annoying
moses78: you have a kid?
moses78: who in their right mind would mate with you?
CecilWidowmaker: Thanks, Moses.
CecilWidowmaker: Love you too buddy.
CecilWidowmaker: Jerk
moses78: hehe
moses78: well i know no one would mate with me, so yeah.
sagitarus: Cecil has procreated?
sagitarus: Dear god in heaven, how drunk did you have to get the poor person?
sagitarus: Or did you slip something in their drink?
moses78: exactly asmo
CecilWidowmaker: I hate all of you people so much.
sagitarus: Like ketamine?
sagitarus: Did you blackmail them by threatening their family?
sagitarus: Anyways I didn’t think trolls could interbreed with humans.
CecilWidowmaker: I don’t know whether to be offended or laugh.
sagitarus: Depends on whether you child looks like you or not
moses78: haha
CecilWidowmaker: Considering I share 0% of his DNA, it’d be weird if he looked like me.
sagitarus: Ah so you HAVEN’T procreated and you HAVEN’T got a child.
AecTalek: phew
asmodous: That makes more sense
CecilWidowmaker: I do have a son, though.
moses78: O.o
moses78: o.O
myGRAM: h4x
moses78: so much awkward turtleness going on right now.
CecilWidowmaker: Long story short, I’m adopting him.
sagitarus: Oh the poor thing…
sagitarus: You should just put him down, it would be much kinder to him in the long run
myGRAM: kidnapping? is that the long part of the story?
sagitarus: You’re just prolonging his misery and adding to ours when he grows up to be like you.
sagitarus: Ha! Well done gram
CecilWidowmaker: the dad bailed on the mom, so, being the good friend with a secure set of cajones, I decided I’d father him.
myGRAM: i’m scared to ask, but…. what do ur balls have to do with taking care of a kid?
sagitarus: Because you can’t get any ass yourself basically. Seriously though, I think the child would rather you threw it off a bridge than foster it
asmodous: actually change that, it would rather you throw yourself off a bridge
asmodous: But it wouldn’t be alone in those thoughts and wishes
CecilWidowmaker: I hate you guys so much right now.
moses78: actually sounds like you’re doing something nice
moses78: i commend you for that.
sagitarus: But he’s not
CecilWidowmaker: Thank you moses.
Zekeachu: You’re all dicks.
asmodous: Because it involves HIM raising a child
Zekeachu: Just saying,.
sagitarus: Which in modern terms is akin to torture
CecilWidowmaker: I know that they are just giving me crap, Zeke.
sagitarus: Also gram made a good question, what DO your balls have to do with little children?
CecilWidowmaker: They can’t offend me, especially considering that it’s over the internet.
sagitarus: I love how there’s no response to that
CecilWidowmaker: I meant that I have a secure set, and not the father. Dude backed out instead of playing his mancard.
sagitarus: I should report you for peadophilia.
Zekeachu: I could never raise a kid.
asmodous: His mancard? Is that a membership card you two use for gaydar?
Zekeachu: I mean if the kid was anything like me, I’d probably kill it within a year.
Zekeachu: Good thing I don’t have to worry about it.
SkitzoStrife: A local radio station is giving away “Man Cards”
CecilWidowmaker: No, playing ones mancard is actually dealing with the shit that happens to you.
SkitzoStrife: It’s funny and sad at the same time.
CecilWidowmaker: and not backing out and being a bitch.
sagitarus: Ah, so when women are given shit to deal with they have to temporarily become transexuals?
moses78: kinky
SkitzoStrife: Yup. All women have a spare set of balls to drop when needed.
sagitarus: I’m unsure whether to bash.org this or just quote it on my profile for fratley to giggle at when he does his routine stalking set
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moses78: double sided dildo fixes everything.
moses78: especially if it has fake balls for both sides
sagitarus: You mean like balls in the middle or balls on both ends?
moses78: in the middle
moses78: duh
moses78: so really 4 balls
moses78: if it’s inserted and used like a dong
moses78: for the lady
SkitzoStrife: That’s just far too many balls.
moses78: i wish i had 4 balls, that’d be epic
SkitzoStrife: Why? Two is in the way.
moses78: i could get girls pregnant just by getting a bj from them
moses78: i’d be that potent
SkitzoStrife: And have yours REALLY done anything for you besides the receiving end of a kick?
c0c04351: Mmm bjs
sagitarus: Do you think sperm get to the stomach and then go BUGGER we took a wrong turn, I KNEW we should of taken a left at the big dangly thing near where we started!
AecTalek: XD
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Wild_Abra: I Appeared!
Ketsy: No, Screw you.
Ketsy: You teleporting prick
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Retribute: Sorry, Asmo, but I could care less. Spont’s quotes are like the Vietnam War Memorial. Yours are like a teenage whore’s list of men she’s made out with.
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Retribute: l2sleep nub
Zekeachu: I never put any points into my sleeping skil..
Zekeachu: * skill
Retribute: lolololol
Retribute: ya
Retribute: i nevr put any in2 mien either til lik elvl 17
Retribute: ul lrn
Retribute: im lvl 24 nao tho and ur stil just a nub lololol
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Musicgirl: * kiss sagi*
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PM To multiple people: * sexes harder*
PM To multiple people: * Insemination without discrimination baby!*
Replies:
AecTalek: =/ (reply)
aquasaurious: * sploosh* (reply)
aquasaurious: no limits, no boundaries, love is everywhere (reply)
moses78: o.o what? why? – cries- (reply)
Bleys087: :P (reply)
gatherer818: thanks I think.
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ofortuna: I hate all trolls and spammers, with the exception of geckoking.
sagitarus: and yourself.
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SavajCabbaj: I accepted money to perform sexual favors at a birthday party.
TheoSoft: i always knew you were a pedo, savaj
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moses78: but i can’t load anything
racefan12: Alright, who sent moses a suspicious file named “anything”?
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Amazing how no matter where I go on kong, no matter who takes me where, I always go back to the LoG.
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I love playing games offline then logging on to get the badges out of order XD
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Quotes from the LoG since I got back.
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VexxGenesis: no way in hell could you be 8 and look that damn good
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VexxGenesis: somehow i think think i want to know why you know so much about his bed… <
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moses78: * cough bestiality cough*
Doomoo: YES
racefan12: Doomoo says yes to bestiality. * noted*
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crazyboy554: wow whenever i say a bad word ppl listen. whn i dont they ignor me
sagitarus: That’s because you’re an idiot
TalonH: Lol, amen brother
crazyboy554: im not an idiot u racist
TalonH: SORRY, I DON’T SPEAKBLAHBLAHBLAH
sagitarus: lmao talon
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moses78: i did what now
sagitarus: gay porn moses
moses78: * innocent*
moses78: and i only make porn, don’t use it
sagitarus: You make gay porn?
sagitarus: Quite the confession
moses78: depends on your definition of gay porn
sagitarus: homoerotic
moses78: then yes
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Multisingularity: badges don’t really serve a point
Minimalist__: I know. They serve 5, 15, 30, or 60 points
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moses78: no, she is pretty open about wanting to bone me.
sagitarus: moses – SHE wants to bone YOU?
Naurmegil: hpow can a girl bone somone
moses78: yes asmo
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Sir_Fratley: Just came back into the tab
sagitarus: damnit I thought the potato filcher had gone for good…
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TheoSoft: you pedo
sagitarus: Theo – I’m a lifeguard, being a pedo is in the job description
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Ketsy: Yeah, watching all those fit men run around is quite arousing.
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Ketsy: Yes. So I go with the next best thing; I masturbate while deep throating a banana.
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CecilWidowmaker: i KNOWTHISMIGHT BE ANNOYING BY NOW, BUTWHO HASN’T SEEN MY BABYTHATWANTS TO?
CecilWidowmaker: Ooof
CecilWidowmaker: Caps
CecilWidowmaker: Sorry
myGRAM: ur right, that was annoying
moses78: you have a kid?
moses78: who in their right mind would mate with you?
CecilWidowmaker: Thanks, Moses.
CecilWidowmaker: Love you too buddy.
CecilWidowmaker: Jerk
moses78: hehe
moses78: well i know no one would mate with me, so yeah.
sagitarus: Cecil has procreated?
sagitarus: Dear god in heaven, how drunk did you have to get the poor person?
sagitarus: Or did you slip something in their drink?
moses78: exactly asmo
CecilWidowmaker: I hate all of you people so much.
sagitarus: Like ketamine?
sagitarus: Did you blackmail them by threatening their family?
sagitarus: Anyways I didn’t think trolls could interbreed with humans.
CecilWidowmaker: I don’t know whether to be offended or laugh.
sagitarus: Depends on whether you child looks like you or not
moses78: haha
CecilWidowmaker: Considering I share 0% of his DNA, it’d be weird if he looked like me.
sagitarus: Ah so you HAVEN’T procreated and you HAVEN’T got a child.
AecTalek: phew
asmodous: That makes more sense
CecilWidowmaker: I do have a son, though.
moses78: O.o
moses78: o.O
myGRAM: h4x
moses78: so much awkward turtleness going on right now.
CecilWidowmaker: Long story short, I’m adopting him.
sagitarus: Oh the poor thing…
sagitarus: You should just put him down, it would be much kinder to him in the long run
myGRAM: kidnapping? is that the long part of the story?
sagitarus: You’re just prolonging his misery and adding to ours when he grows up to be like you.
sagitarus: Ha! Well done gram
CecilWidowmaker: the dad bailed on the mom, so, being the good friend with a secure set of cajones, I decided I’d father him.
myGRAM: i’m scared to ask, but…. what do ur balls have to do with taking care of a kid?
sagitarus: Because you can’t get any ass yourself basically. Seriously though, I think the child would rather you threw it off a bridge than foster it
asmodous: actually change that, it would rather you throw yourself off a bridge
asmodous: But it wouldn’t be alone in those thoughts and wishes
CecilWidowmaker: I hate you guys so much right now.
moses78: actually sounds like you’re doing something nice
moses78: i commend you for that.
sagitarus: But he’s not
CecilWidowmaker: Thank you moses.
Zekeachu: You’re all dicks.
asmodous: Because it involves HIM raising a child
Zekeachu: Just saying,.
sagitarus: Which in modern terms is akin to torture
CecilWidowmaker: I know that they are just giving me crap, Zeke.
sagitarus: Also gram made a good question, what DO your balls have to do with little children?
CecilWidowmaker: They can’t offend me, especially considering that it’s over the internet.
sagitarus: I love how there’s no response to that
CecilWidowmaker: I meant that I have a secure set, and not the father. Dude backed out instead of playing his mancard.
sagitarus: I should report you for peadophilia.
Zekeachu: I could never raise a kid.
asmodous: His mancard? Is that a membership card you two use for gaydar?
Zekeachu: I mean if the kid was anything like me, I’d probably kill it within a year.
Zekeachu: Good thing I don’t have to worry about it.
SkitzoStrife: A local radio station is giving away “Man Cards”
CecilWidowmaker: No, playing ones mancard is actually dealing with the shit that happens to you.
SkitzoStrife: It’s funny and sad at the same time.
CecilWidowmaker: and not backing out and being a bitch.
sagitarus: Ah, so when women are given shit to deal with they have to temporarily become transexuals?
moses78: kinky
SkitzoStrife: Yup. All women have a spare set of balls to drop when needed.
sagitarus: I’m unsure whether to bash.org this or just quote it on my profile for fratley to giggle at when he does his routine stalking set
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moses78: double sided dildo fixes everything.
moses78: especially if it has fake balls for both sides
sagitarus: You mean like balls in the middle or balls on both ends?
moses78: in the middle
moses78: duh
moses78: so really 4 balls
moses78: if it’s inserted and used like a dong
moses78: for the lady
SkitzoStrife: That’s just far too many balls.
moses78: i wish i had 4 balls, that’d be epic
SkitzoStrife: Why? Two is in the way.
moses78: i could get girls pregnant just by getting a bj from them
moses78: i’d be that potent
SkitzoStrife: And have yours REALLY done anything for you besides the receiving end of a kick?
c0c04351: Mmm bjs
sagitarus: Do you think sperm get to the stomach and then go BUGGER we took a wrong turn, I KNEW we should of taken a left at the big dangly thing near where we started!
AecTalek: XD
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Wild_Abra: I Appeared!
Ketsy: No, Screw you.
Ketsy: You teleporting prick
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Retribute: Sorry, Asmo, but I could care less. Spont’s quotes are like the Vietnam War Memorial. Yours are like a teenage whore’s list of men she’s made out with.
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Retribute: l2sleep nub
Zekeachu: I never put any points into my sleeping skil..
Zekeachu: * skill
Retribute: lolololol
Retribute: ya
Retribute: i nevr put any in2 mien either til lik elvl 17
Retribute: ul lrn
Retribute: im lvl 24 nao tho and ur stil just a nub lololol
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Musicgirl: * kiss sagi*
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PM To multiple people: * sexes harder*
PM To multiple people: * Insemination without discrimination baby!*
Replies:
AecTalek: =/ (reply)
aquasaurious: * sploosh* (reply)
aquasaurious: no limits, no boundaries, love is everywhere (reply)
moses78: o.o what? why? – cries- (reply)
Bleys087: :P (reply)
gatherer818: thanks I think.
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ofortuna: I hate all trolls and spammers, with the exception of geckoking.
sagitarus: and yourself.
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SavajCabbaj: I accepted money to perform sexual favors at a birthday party.
TheoSoft: i always knew you were a pedo, savaj
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moses78: but i can’t load anything
racefan12: Alright, who sent moses a suspicious file named “anything”?
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