Sellyme's profile

♥ Taylah

My response to the Kongregate Questionnaire and what I think of the site.

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NOTE: If any links in my profile fail to work, click in the address bar and press enter. Sorry about the ads, but I really need every cent I can to keep an internet connection.

I got featured in the Saturday, 25 June Kongregate Newsletter. I feel way more proud than I should be allowed to be.

This picture is seriously me

Inconspicuous ski mask is inconspicuous.
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[27/08 22:20:48] &Sellyme: Are you implying Sinapi will try to kill all the Jews?
[27/08 22:20:51] ~Jaume: but yeah
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Notverygood: No. I like being on top of you (reply)

[20:18:52] Kranix: my moms hot

AlisonClaire: While I know you may think your extensive knowledge of memes will help you garner the attention of the opposite gender, please keep it off the forums.

AlisonClaire: Note: Freedom of speech does not apply to posting.

Kisame: I AM THE MASTER OF SEXUAL PERSUASION!

[06/08 18:10:43] Kisame: I have an asian fetish

09Kisame09: I don’t even watch pr0n much. Maybe once a month. (reply)

Badgy_McBadger: It was slutty even for Sug. Tell her i said that and i kill you.

Zshadow: [about crack] You can get your fix from Greg, or rawismojo. Tell ’em Z sent you.

Taylah: MY F*CKING LEAVES. ARE F*CKING MOVING.

FuzzyBacon: Then again, I answer to “Hey, dickface” in real life.

smookyolo: You’re awesome, not much else to say. (No, he really said that. And it was actually about me. And he wasn’t drunk).

Tasselfoot: I’m an asshole

[19:34] Mysterymason: Hell, I would go so far as to say that I like gays.

SicMirx: If defense brandishes a sword instead of a shield, you’re doing it wrong.

Ducklette: If we required everyone to be my definition of “not douchey” I’m pretty sure we wouldn’t have too many forumers left :P

greg: I don’t sell cocaine, it sells itself.

Zshadow: But yes, you can flag someone for being a dick, even if they’re not obsessively spamming.

Laxaria: MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING GODDAMNED MIND YOU BITCH (context)

jimgreer: […]So I’m buying all the moderators a copy of Plants vs Zombies as a token of appreciation for the hard work and effort they put into keeping this site clean![…]

greg: “Burning the rope” also sounds like a euphemism for drug use.

emily_greer: Sellyme is awesome.

Okay, maybe that last one isn’t real.

In a sense, religion is like a penis. It’s nice for you if you have one I guess, but it’s unseemly to take it out and wave it in everyone’s faces, try to force it on others, let it dominate your actions or try to put it into children.
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WINNER of The Starland TD Tournament
WINNER of Rock Paper Scissors Legends
WINNER of Jeopardy: Kong Edition
WINNER of Jeopardy: Music Edition
WINNER of H2H:2010*
WINNER of Colosseum III
WINNER of NICE (tournament)
WINNER of Rock Paper Scissors Championships
WINNER of H2H Jan-Jun 2011
WINNER of H2H Cup Jul-Dec 2011
WINNING
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Runner Up of 8 to 1 Elimination
Runner Up of Sports Trivia
Runner Up of The Colosseum
Runner Up of H2H Jul-Dec 2011
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3rd Place in Achieve to Believe 2.
3rd Place in The FA Cup Trivia
3rd Place in The Colosseum 2
3rd Place in Down to One: Once More
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4th Place in 8 to 1 Elimination: 2.
4th Place in Cryptic Movie Titles
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Currently competing in H2H Cup: Edition 1
Currently competing in H2H League: Edition 2
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Still waiting for Jeopardy: Video Games Edition.
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*I resigned though, so technically VG won.
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KONGPULSE

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My epic screenshot of 10,000 chat messages!