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Well let’s see, my upbringing by wolves all started when I was born. I was mistaken for a demon child and thus sentenced to be eaten by wolves. The Alpha male took claim to me however I round house kicked him in the cheek and claimed the title of Alpha myself. During my many adventures with the wolves I eventually attained god like powers and became their messiah. Then I tripped over a rock and accidentally killed them all, ah the good old days.

Anyways, after killing the wolves by mistake I decided to take a break so I started wondering the universe using my god like powers to make me able to walk in space and such. Then I found out that time had stopped ever since I killed the wolves, so nothing ever happened. Then one day as I was wondering what would happen if stuff could happen time came back. I have now been going around wiping out planets as to amuse myself.

If you would like to be spared I accept offerings of oranges and infants. Some pepper would be much appreciated as those darn infants can never get just the right flavor to them.

  • Member Since: Jul. 26, 2008
  • Last Login: Jun. 04, 2012
  • Current Points: 16431
  • Comments: 15
  • Forum posts: 0
  • Location: What planet is this again?
  • Age: 19
  • Sex: Male
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