simonwalvis

I am the king of whales.

Killing whales is sad passtimes.
That is soo for deux reasons:
Une:The whales die
Deux:You could be listening to good music instead!

But whale king,what do you mean by good music?

Heavy metals of course,silly you.
Now kiss my feet…….HaHaHaHa!
Whales don’t have feet.
ARE WE CONFUSED YET?

Whenevers you find a game on kongregate wheres you can kill whales as sad passtimes shout me about it so I can put it on the red list and I will share you whale treasure…What is whale treasure?
Google it!

Red list:(Kill whales D:)
Dream World >:( Killer whales are not called that so you can kill them!

Green list:(Pro-whale games)
Moby Dick – The Video Game
Save the Blue Whale!
The Rampaging Whales Of Mars
Save da Whale
Happy the Whale
Operation WHALE
The Dreamerz
And every game by Jmtb02 Because his games sometimes contain Elephants,witch are pretty much the land whales,also because in Achievement Unlocked 2 there is an achievement ‘Save the whales’ And think that is something we can all agree to,right kids?

I am most pleased to see that there are way more pro-whale than anti-whale games.