sirheavens

I used to be God’s servant. But I was kicked out of heaven after an unsightly accident with the scissors during my shift at my part time job as the barber’s assistant. In short, I now have to live a second life on earth. Right now, I am living at my friend Giantowl’s treehouse. Currently, I am writing an E-mail to Zelhack, who killed me in my former life, and telling him that he should watch his back, because I set him up with a date with a steamroller. I happened to be in Russia at the time he started conquering and I accidentally spilled my drink on him.