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Danktolker: Hello friends, remember that jesus loves you all.

Me: Hello Dank, remember that I hate you.

Danktolker: Hate is a strong word smalls.

Me: Yea, you’re right, I don’t think it quite sums up my feelings for you. Do you know any stronger words?

Danktolker: Brb, Church.

Danktolker:
You’ll look back on this time and think to yourself whoa that dank guy was really attractive and smart. I feel bad for being mean to him

My favorite quote ever:
Danktolker:
Tatsko as I discussed yesterday the reason I wasn’t raptured is because I accidentally saw a rated R movies last week

Danktolker:
and I may have accidentally masturbated while watching said movie…But in my defense I had no idea the popcorn bucket had a hole in the bottom

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