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    Miami, FL
  • Member Since

    Apr. 04, 2009

Tyler Elscott

Sex: Straight Male
Age: As old as Messi
Height: "6’1.2
Weight: 192.41229
Smell: Probably Smelly
Sport: Associated Football
Best thing read:

Dude!

Look at that hot chicks ass!

Look at that hot chicks ass!

Feel it!

Touch it!

Then find out shes a

‘repeat’
PoD: I’d get hit by a car, flip 12 times, land in a basketball net and go through it, then my limp body would score a goal with my head and I would finally fall into a bullet train that would crash into a skyscraper. (PoD means plan of death)

Now for an actual bio that means something….

Hey guys and gals, I’m that guy that plays football (or soccer if you’re american) and works in corporate burger king stuff. I was born in Liverpool, England. I moved to Miami sometime in October 2013.

My goal in life is to be- actually, I don’t really have a goal, but if I need one, I’ll know sooner or late. Most likely it would probably involve… Screw this I now have a goal, make burger king not burgers, make it more like FIFA. Once and if I accomplish this I will feel so great, glorious even.

I know I suck at writing proper bios, you can still learn a lot about me in this. Maybe this is a story? If so, it seems very, crap, to say the least. It could be because I’m writing this at almost 2am. This aside, I guess you could say I’m this; A nerdy-sexy-geeky-athletic-genius who is romantic, (sorry girls but I’m taken).

Fun Facts
-I’ve broken a strap-on with my butt
-I eat breakfast at 2am all the time
-I work in the Burger King Corporation building.
-no sex for u

— A message to all who trolls/acts like a fagget; Go eat 3 dead space worms.

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