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A MAN BUILDS AND A PARASITE ASKS “WHERE IS MY SHARE?”

-Andrew Ryan

A WORM LOOKS UP AND SEES THE FACE OF GOD! LOOK AROUND ITS A REGULAR CONVENTION OF WORMS IN HERE. THEY ALL HAD MOTHERS, FATHERS, PEOPLE WHO LOVED THEM. THEY GOT MARRIED, F***ED THEIR WIVES. WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOUR ANY DIFFERENT? I HAVENT CHOSEN A SPOT FOR YOU ON THE WALL YET,
LET ME KNOW IF YOU HAVE A PREFERENCE….

-Andrew Ryan

AFTER THE LAST RAT HAS EATEN THE LAST GRAM OF YOU… I WILL LEAD A PARADE. “WHO WAS THAT?” THEY’LL SAY AS THEY POINT TO THE SAD SHAPE HANGING ON MY WALL, “WHO WAS THAT?”

-Andrew Ryan