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well my friend has youtube channel called TheMcluvinMe and together we’ll be making walkthroughs ,montages ,and some other stuff..and subscribe but first here my rap…
I’m the mother flippin’ Rhymenocerous
My beats are fly and the birds are on my back
And I’m horny
I’m horny
If you choose to proceed you will indeed concede
Cos I hit you with my flow
The Wild Rhino Stampede.
I’m not just wild, I’m trained,
Domesticated
I was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated
And subsequently procreated
That’s how it goes
Here’s the Hiphopopotamus
The hip hop hippo
They call me the Hiphopopotamus
My lyrics are bottomless
They call me the Hiphopopotamus
Flows that glow like phosphorous
Poppin’ off the top of this esophagus
Rockin’ this metropolis
I’m not a large water-dwelling mammal
Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
Did Steve tell you that, perchance?
Steve.
My rhymes and records they don’t get played
Because my records and rhymes they don’t get made
And if you rap like me you don’t get paid
And if you roll like me you don’t get laid.
My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment
I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant
Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist
But you lovely bitches and hoes should know I’m trying to correct this.
Other rappers dis me
Say my rhymes are sissy.
Why? Why? Why?
What?
Why exactly?
What? Why?
Be more constructive with your feedback, please. Why?
Why?
Why, because I rap about reality?
Like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea?
There ain’t no party like my nanna’s tea party.
Hey! Ho!
I’m the motherflippin’
I’m the motherflippin’
I’m the motherflippin’
Who’s the motherflippin?
I’m the motherflippin’
I’m the motherflippin’
I’m the motherflippin’
Motherflippin’

  • Member Since: Jan. 02, 2011
  • Last Login: May. 19, 2012
  • Current Points: 1843
  • Comments: 86
  • Forum posts: 0
  • Sex: Male
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idesireaname

May 20, 2012 12:43am

mate you went and used one of my favourite raps and got one of the words wrong. shun

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dher3

Jul 25, 2011 5:23pm

hey man how u doin

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tacofighter Aug 3, 2011 3:32pm

sry i havent been on kong for a while who r u?

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tacofighter

Jul 10, 2011 6:50pm

I’m giving a big shout out to a friend of mine in youtube he almost has 200 subscribers and i guess he well deserves it so do me a favor and subscribe (its up to you)

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tacofighter Jul 10, 2011 6:50pm

http://www.youtube.com/user/Renkeki i forgot the link

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bruto426

Jan 7, 2011 1:42pm

yeah i like them to because they all go moo
thats my song I just randomly made

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idesireaname Jun 20, 2011 1:37am

very strange yet ive got it stuck in my head – dude you could go platinum

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matthewjaredx

Apr 13, 2011 7:54am

yo yo taco, so bitch hacked me and now i have to start this crap over, my account and all the other shit any way just saying this is my new one

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tacofighter Apr 13, 2011 3:54pm

Aight ill add you

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