Call me tamarisk, tamar (תמר), tc, lynxy lady, or 5. Please don’t call me tam. I am not a hat. If you call me tam, you are clearly not worth my time or attention.
Favorite video game quotes:
♥poor poor avatar
♥all your base are belong to us
That’s all I can think of for now, but anyone who can name the games these come from gets a cookie.
Favorite T-shirt sayings:
♥If I were an ENZYME, I’d be DNA HELICASE so I could UNZIP YOUR GENES
♥put down roots for life. donate blood.
♥Cogito ergo nom
♥displacer kitty wants a hug
♥Your tan line is showing.
♥If life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic.
♥Never drink and derive.
♥shirts with a haiku
they’re kind of overrated
but I’m wearing one
♥If you’re NOT part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate.
♥“I lost an electron.” “Are you positive?”
♥Stop staring at my bass!
♥IITY, WYBMAD?
Favorite fb pic:
http://tinyurl.com/bclzfuw
Obligatory mention of Smeltis, my favorite dragon
RevengedJaack, my jackal
Wezhkazama, my little bro the otter-pop
JeanneDork, my twin
kf5agx, my favorite spartan, alpha-nanny of all, and giant among men
beta209, my favorite mousie who is not my twin and who started the whole cake soup thing
Autarch, my squeaky toy
XtheAngel, who I’m afraid will cry (weeping angles are scary business)
ndrew, my 6’4" long-haired nephew
Jessness, formerly my drama llama
DialMforMONKEY, the male cat-girl I had lesbian sex with
Darkguy5, not just dark or a guy but also a … 5 insert confetti and fanfare
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