Latest Activity: Played Snail (Mar 31, 2015 10:47am)
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I’m a Developer!
Here is my Developer Profile:
Man at crime scene: “10 civilians murdered at a local McDonalds” Horatio: •_•) “Looks like it wasn’t ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) A HAPPY MEAL”
You Can Call Me “Dog.”
How I role: Up Hill
( • )( • ) ԅ(ˆ⌣ˆԅ) ~ ooo la la
Motto:“Just because you can escape from a situation doesn’t mean you should… sometimes you have to remember it’s easier to dodge questions than bullets.” -Michael Westen
Intrests: Chatting, Playing games, watching videos and just overal being perverted.
I do own 2 dogs. (The Irony Is Deadly)
Keanu means “Cool Breeze Over The Mountain.”
What I Look Like(Lolz)
20swimmer1: I’m a newb and I haz some bewbs.
thedogkeeper: have my babies
20swimmer1: Oki. :3
koRnie: Worms usually come out to breathe at night through your butt hole while you sleep.
tomeeqe: My acidic shit kills them all.
koRnie: They love your acidic shit.
99Pajamasword99: Y u so buff, Dog?
99Pajamasword99: You jerkin too much?
thedogkeeper: PAJA oh babeh cuase i do it for you
99Pajamasword99: I’m flattered.
ZiD_Tu: Dogkeeper getting chicks like KFC?
thedogkeeper: OH YEAH!
Xixixaxa: I’m going to have 2 huge mounds of stone on my tombstone……and it will say “Rub them for good luck…..IT’S WORTH IT!”
Yoy411: Rofl Xi Xi Will they be two bald guys?
Xixixaxa: nope…..MY BEWBS xD
Friends I’ll Never Forget
I’m an Xbox Community Ambassador
If you have any Microsoft related products and are in need of assistance feel free to give me a shout! I’m always happy to help.
Proud member of the Raptr Community!