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thedogkeeper

Latest Activity: Played Contract Wars (Apr 13, 2013 1:40pm)

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  • Member Since

    Jan. 13, 2011
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    the dog keeper

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How I role:
It’s poetry in motion.
She turned her tender eyes to me.
As deep as any ocean.
As sweet as any harmony.
When I’m dancing close to her.
I can smell her chemicals.
I can hear some machinery.
It’s poetry with motion.
And now she’s making love to me.
The spheres are rolling in commotion.
The elements are in harmony.
She blinded me with her science.
And hit me with technology.

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Name: Keanu C. Jones

Age: 16

Motto:“Just because you can escape from a situation doesn’t mean you should… sometimes you have to remember it’s easier to dodge questions than bullets.” -Michael Westen

Intrests: Chatting, Playing games, watching videos and just overal being perverted.

(US)State: Oregon (I hate it here)
Random Facts About Me: There are a couple things you should know about me, I like to have fun, I’m not great at talking in person, I work out, I like to talk alot (Im sure I annoy people sometimes, sorry if I do btw) I know alot about Anatomy and a few other science’s. I like talking to girls more than guys (not sure why) I dislike speaking to people with a lesser knowledge unless I have hope that they can be taught. As for trolls, it depends, sometimes I enjoy certain trolls, other times I don’t (Depends on the type really) I get jealous fairly easily (And I also avoid announcing that certain people are pretty in public chat because I know how jealous it makes me when others do it) I usually try to be nice to everyone, and for the most part im pretty lonely (not that I needed to share that or anything)

What I Look Like(Lolz)
http://imgur.com/GFK8Hen

Awesome Quotes

20swimmer1: I’m a newb and I haz some bewbs.

thedogkeeper: swim

thedogkeeper: have my babies

20swimmer1: Oki. :3

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koRnie: Worms usually come out to breathe at night through your butt hole while you sleep.

tomeeqe: My acidic shit kills them all.

koRnie: They love your acidic shit.

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99Pajamasword99: Y u so buff, Dog?

99Pajamasword99: You jerkin too much?

thedogkeeper: PAJA oh babeh cuase i do it for you

thedogkeeper: ;)

99Pajamasword99: I’m flattered.

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ZiD_Tu: Dogkeeper getting chicks like KFC?

thedogkeeper: OH YEAH!

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Lay_E_Das: *Dog.

Lay_E_Das: I dislike you now.

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Xixixaxa: I’m going to have 2 huge mounds of stone on my tombstone……and it will say “Rub them for good luck…..IT’S WORTH IT!”

Yoy411: Rofl Xi Xi Will they be two bald guys?

Xixixaxa: nope…..MY BEWBS xD

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(On Tinychat)
hbic(AKA:Shelby): Dog…You’re the hottest guy I’ve ever seen on kongregate…
thedogkeeper: o-0 Thanks I guess.
Purechillos: What about me? D: You said I was cute!
hbic: Well yea your cute, but dog’s like…hot…
hbic: Hey dog, please tell me you live in the same state as me <3

A Song I Like

(Switchfoot-Meant To Live)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5BvhlHFO8w

Note to self: Never use double quotations or exclamation points to try and edit profile, deletes everything :3

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