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tj2mag: man, if mutin’ were shootin’ I’d have a BUNCHA troll heads on their way to the taxidermist RIGHT now!

And a tribute to Barry Manilow:
tj2mag: I’ve been alive for decades, and I’ve heard the very first pun! I put the straight lines and punchlines together, I’m a wiseass, and I write the puns!

tj2mag: I tell the puns that make the whole world cringe! I tell the puns that make strong men whinge! I write the puns that make the young girls cry! I write the puns, and tell the puns!

And my shining moment of glory!
dani_death: saga and tj are now muted
You have any idea how long I’ve hoped for that?

The first time didn’t take, apparently.
dani_death: muted the sonofabitch

tj2mag: THIS, you fecally-interested limaceous son of a syphilitic camel, is cursing.

Oh Greg, who art of Kongregate, hallowed be thy name. Thy site be visited, thy games be played, online as it is on Androids. Give us this day our daily badge, and forgive us our trolls, and forgive those who troll against us. lead us not into hacking, and deliver us from bad games. For thine is Kongregate, now and until the IPO, Amen.

tj2mag: How miserable art the trolls, o lord of chat. They speak, and no one listeneth, they curse, and no one careth. Truly do they howl in the outer darkness, unless a mod doth catch them, and maketh them to howl no more. For 15 minutes, at least.

Member Since: Jun. 05, 2008
Last Login: May. 05, 2012
Current Points: 14614
Comments: 78
Forum posts: 43

Age: 34
Sex: Male

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frankiesmum

Dec 24, 2011 3:07pm

Season’s Greetings tj hugs
Wishing you all the very best for an awesome 2012.

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tj2mag Jan 3, 2012 8:18am

And you, bev! I had a good time at my parents’ and my gf.

tj2mag

Aug 9, 2011 6:12pm

Baukwolf: I have a second account that no one knows about named arcaninewolf and I can get all the saved acheivements off it cause the site recognized my IP

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Grumell

May 17, 2011 7:48am

The Greek…? Russian Orthodox Church, what do you think… of the schism that took place nine hundred fifty seven years ago? O_O also, what are your opinions about the decline of moral values in Western Society and Christianity, in general, being on the wane? =(

I’ve been hearing such nonsense from people recently, I’ve decided…

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tj2mag May 17, 2011 8:45am

It was an interesting schism. I like some of the facets of the Russian Orthodox Church; to wit, less focus on virginity (which is of dubious value religiously, but feeds into certain ethnic tradition…

Grumell

May 15, 2011 6:25pm

Tj!!! Would you mind if I asked your opinion on the Orthodox Church? O_O and Christianity in general… sorry, just want to make sure you haven’t been brainwashed like others have… :´/

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tj2mag May 16, 2011 9:08am

?! Sorry, which orthodox church?

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