Well, I spend most of my time ruling the Pit of Despair in Purgatory. You can visit me by being doomed for eternity through a lifetime of sin. Just say Lucifer sent you!
In addition to my Satanic duties, I am also the king of a soon-to-be respected clan, the Kingregate (pronounced “King-Greh-Get”). Here are the current positions:
King: Me
Grand Vizier: DSxXevious
Bardic Advisor: SilasArcher
Marquis of Arcane Allusions: CaptainRed
Master of Arms (Specifically, 166,464 arms): dabor
Master of None: DIADEM10
Head of Soul Devouring Division: Ghettomuffin
Resident Demi-gods: Rasengan45, the Son of Poseidon.
Lord Knight Templar: Lord Quinnthemighty the Mighty
Current Knights: Sir Hakamarusoma of the Wolf Clan, Sir Awalters the Modifier, Sir SerOrbital the Stubbly, Sir Nird the Psychic, and Sir Aquamento the Insane.
Current Prisoners: yomamasmama, for drug trafficking and use.
Our ranks shall grow in time. If you would like to join my clan, leave me a shout, or find me in The Castle. If you would like to join quickly, you may be a knight. However, if you would like to specialize, detail your specialty in your shout or comments to me. If you are currently in the clan, please put the following text on your profile: “I am a member of the Kingregate, ruled by the benevolent King Ultimaniac. Join us!”
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