victorse

obviously im the best person ever. jesus ain’t got nothing on me

and that caveman they found… he was a punk, i knew him in high school

Time For Quotes

“Sex Is The Most Fun You Can have Without Laughing” Woody Allen “Make Love, Not War… Unless You Can’t Get Any” Unknown “Suck It Trebek” Sean Connery “Did you ever wonder if your mom gave your dad a blow job right before she kissed you good night” Bella1Cullen “Chea” Seth

Yeah, I just quoted myself

The Week of the Enigma – Virgo 2 September 3-10

You are tough to figure out; you have a hard time showing emotion and are a guarded individual. You are highly private and do not like to discuss your personal or family life with anyone. You have great inner strength, and take pride in your individuality; you are able to inspire confidence in others. You are kind, thoughtful, considerate and do not like to bother others with your difficulties. Asking for help is very hard for you. You have a zany side and love humor in many forms. You have a rich fantasy life and pride yourself on your good taste in people as well as intellectual matters. You have extremely high standards and a small social circle. You can put yourself under great stress and enjoy being involved with active, outgoing types, who are a good foil to your thoughtful and at times withdrawn personality. Strengths: Tasteful – Practical – Thoughtful Weaknesses: Guarded – Over exacting – Detached