wafflelover4

I like waffles, tower defense games, actively play shell-shock 2 online, and like Parry Gripp ( he makes the most awesome songs on YouTube, check him out and subscribe, please ).

I write short songs , like ones about a man named Rodger that discovers cheese trees, about how i’m awesome because me, myself, my cat and I say so, and most importantly about the underestimated value of waffles.

Waffles can be used as a renewable energy source, their goodness can be harnessed and used to supply millions of kilowatts to countries all around the globe.

I don’t have a girlfriend, and don’t plan to , mainly because women are crazy, and have bewildered me on why so much drama must be applied, almost as much as makeup must be (for some strange reason) applied to make them look good, even though in the end, unless a professional does it, they look like a clown.

Words you never knew existed: bumbag, yr-vb, foo, effyuse, wamble, glabella, nantiform (something that looks like a butt), nurdle, barm, overmarrow, lemniscate (infinity), tittle.