wylestus

dylan102: i hit on you regardless wyl : )
dylan102: you’re so god damn sexy

ZapSnap10: Im claiming wyl the troll king (thats bad)

THE GAME. You have just lost it.

Wake up in the morning feelin’ like Der Fuhrer, write Mein Kampf, tell Germany I’m gunna make race purer, before I leave, fuck my niece, with Eva Braun too ‘cuz when I leave for Mein Reich, I’m gunna kill some jews I’m talkin’ Takin’ off all their clothes clothes Gassin’ them ‘til they choke choke, Throwin’ ‘em in some stoves stove Goose stepping right into all your cities, spreadin’ the Nazi Party, Tryin’ to take over your countrryyy. Don’t stop, make ‘em drop! Nazis blow your cities up! Tonight, they gunna fight, ‘til you give into the Reich!

If you are reading this, you now have HEADCANCERAIDS, and must now put this in your profile. Help spread HCA to all of Kong. (blame Tasslehoff.)

I’m. Too sexy for my shirt. too sexy for my shirt. Just so sexy it hu-urts! and IM! TOO SEXY FOR MY PANTS! TOO SEXY FOR MY PANTS! SO SEXY I…impaled you on a lance? AND I! AM JUST TOO SEXY FOR KONG! TOO SEXY FO-OR KONG! JUST SO SEXY I PLAY PO-ONG! AND I’M! TOO SEXY FOR MY LIFE! TOO SEXY FOR MY LIFE! SO SEXY I JUST BOUGHT A KN-IFE! yeah.

QUOTES QUOTES AND MOAR QUOTES:
“blackangusboy: in an ideal society they would chop off such childrens’ hands to avoid future problems” on the problem of a troll asking for 20 gold in SS to shut up with the caps.
“IceWeaselX: in an ideal society, 39th trimester abortions wouldn’t be frowned upon =p”
“wylestus:BLAGAGAGAGAGAGAHGAHGAHGHAGH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.” when some people told me spoilers to Battlestar Galactica. ADAMA ISN’T A CYLON! DAM THEM FOR TELLING ME!!!!!!!

“wylestus: (in UMAG:OAT room 1)AND HE RIDES IN WITH A GUN THAT SHOOTS SWORDS AND A UNICORN WITH A CANNON INSTEAD OF A HORN AND BLOWS SHIT UP THEN RUNS INTO A TREE AND BLOWS IT UP AND DOES A BARREL ROLL TO AVOID SPLINTERS AND BLOWS MORE SHIT UP AND IS LIKE WHO WAS PHONE AND PEOPLE IS LIKE GOOD QUESTION THEN YOU BLOW THEM UP AND THEY LIKE WHOOOOOOOOOOOAH”
“wylestus: (UMAG:OAT room 1) AND THEN THE BIG BOOBED ANGEL OF BOOBINESS CUMS DOWN AND SMITES ALL THE TROLLS AND NEWFAGS AND THEN DOES THE BOOBY SPIN DANCE OF BOOB JIGGLING!”

“wylestus: (still in UMAG:OAT room 1) oh dey see meh trollin, and rick-raulin’. they oh so jealous, that they don’t be trippin’. and the mod’s they keep tryin to catch me po-orn site linkin’. but I just keep Re-ick Rauling all those dat be traulling! WHITE RAP FAILING FTW!”

“wylestus: (STILL in UMAG:OAT room 1!!) yeah, cause we dunt wants no mexicanes ’round Amuricah! // PORQUE DE JODER! GATO DEL QUESO PANTALONES EL EXPLOTAR! ROHO CASA! LEVANTENSEI! BANG! BANG BANG BANG! BOOM!!!!!!!”

“wylestus: (yet again, STILL in UMAG:OAT room 1) YOU, my good sirs, are both mexican nazi jews.”

“Theoria: (In the Eternal Toaster, formally known as Solstice) Warranty void if any areas of the product are penetrated.”

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