Leader of “NOOBS UNITE” – a noob friendly clan consisting of me and some other noobs.
Our clan motto: Helping your inner noob help you since 2011™
Instructions for joining: pm me your username and password and I will add you to current roster. Due to the high volume of requests we regularly receive, I ask new applicants please be patient as it normally takes 2 business days to process requests (more during holiday seasons).
Below is a personal story many noobs found life-changing:
A man sits down before a gun, which is pointed at his head. This is no ordinary gun; it’s rigged to a machine that measures the spin of a quantum particle. Each time the trigger is pulled, the spin of the quantum particle — or quark — is measured. Depending on the measurement, the gun will either fire, or it won’t. If the quantum particle is measured as spinning in a clockwise motion, the gun will fire. If the quark is spinning counterclockwise, the gun won’t go off. There’ll only be a click.
Remember to cultivate your inner noobs and watch it blossom!