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i think this is the funniest thing.... Gaara is Sunalicious Listen up y'all 'cause this is it The beat that I'm bangin' is Sunalicious Sunalicious definition Get them ninjas retreatin' They want my jutsu So they get my info from stealthy peekin' You can see me, you can't defeat me I ain't weak, I ain't meek I got reasons why I tease 'em Genin just come and go like seasons Sunalicious (So delicious) But I ain't backin' down And if you was suspicious All that is fictitious I kill kittens (Meow!) I put them ninjas on missions And they be linin' down the hall Just to heed my beck and call (Four, tres, two, uno) So delicious (It's hot, hot) It's a desert! (I work them ninjas non-stop) So delicious (They want a taste of my new job) I'm Sunalicious (S-s-sandy, sandy) Sunalicious def- Sunalicious def- Sunalicious def- Sunalicious definition Make them ninjas retreat They always claim they can beat me Comin' to me call me Gaara (Hey, Gaara!) I'm the K to the A, Z, E, the K, the A, G, E And can't no other Kage put it down like me I'm Sunalicious (So delicious) My jutsu stay vicious Even though I be up in the kage building Just workin' on my business Baki's my witness (Yes, sir!) I impress all them chunin And they be staring up at me As I practice my new techniques (Four, tres, two, uno) So delicious (It's hot, hot) It's a desert! (I work them ninjas non-stop) So delicious (They want a taste of my new job) I'm Sunalicious (S-s-sandy, sandy) Hold hold hold hold hold up, check it out Deidara, Deidara, Deidara If you really want me Dude, get some better jutsu Maybe then you'll get my biju S, to the A, to the N-D-Y, girl it's sandy S to the A to the N-D-Y, girl it's sandy. S to the A to the N-D-Y, hit it, Gaara! All the time I turn around shinobi gather round always lookin' up to me and lookin' at my gourd. I just wanna say now i ain't tryna to round up drama little Temari I don't wanna take your fan. I know I'm coming off just a little bit stoic and I keep on repeating how I already know it, but I'm tryna to show that I can't be treated like Kankuro 'cause they say he real wimpy. (so so wimpy) 1. Kiss on the hand = I adore you 2. Kiss on the cheek = I just want to be friends 3. Kiss on the neck = I want you 4. Kiss on the lips = I love you 5. Kiss on the ears = I am just playing 6. Kiss anywhere else = lets not get carried away 7. Look in your eyes = kiss me 8. Playing with your hair = I can't live without you 9. Hand on your waist = I love you to much to let you go spell your name and see what it means; A: hot B: loves people C: good kisser D: makes people laugh E: has gorgeous eyes F: really wild and crazy, adore you G: very outgoing H: easy to fall in love with I: loves to laugh and smile J: is really sweet K: really silly L: smile to die for M: makes dating fun N: loving and caring O: has one of the best personalities ever P: popular with all types of people Q: hyperactive R: good boyfriend or girlfriend S: cute T: very good kisser U: is very sexual V: not judgmental W: very broad minded X: never let people tell you what to do Y: is loved by everyone Z: can be funny and sweet at times The Three Steps 1. Girls If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him. 2. Guys If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good. 3. Guys & Girls Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare. The Commandments 1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard. 2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one. 3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity. Here are a few reasons why guys like girls 1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo 2. The way they call you after you just had a big fight. 3. The way she says 'lets not fight anymore' even though you know that an hour later.... 4. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them 5. The way they kiss you when you say 'I love you' 6. Actually ... just the way they kiss you... 7. The way they fall into your arms when they cry 8. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly 9. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt 10. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt. (even though we don't admit it)! 11. The way they say 'I miss you' 12. The way you miss them 13. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore..... When she walks away from you mad = [Follow her] -When she stares at your lips = [Kiss her] -When she pushes you or hits you = [Grab her and don't let go] -When she starts cursing at you = [Kiss her and tell her you love her] -When she's quiet = [Ask her what's wrong] -When she ignores you = [Give her your attention] -When she pulls away = [Pull her back] -When you see her at her worst = [Tell her she's beautiful] -When you see her start crying = [Just hold her and don't say a word] -When you see her walking = [Sneak up and hug her waist from behind] -When she's scared = [Protect her] -When she lays her head on your shoulder = [Tilt her head up and kiss her] -When she steals your favorite hat = [Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night] -When she teases you = [Tease her back and make her laugh] -When she doesn't answer for a long time = [reassure her that everything is okay] -When she looks at you with doubt = [Back yourself up with the TRUTH] -When she says that she loves you =[she really does more than you could understand] -When she grabs at your hands = [Hold her's and play with her fingers] -When she bumps into you = [bump into her back and make her laugh] -When she tells you a secret = [keep it safe and untold] -When she looks at you in your eyes = [don't look away until she does] -WHEN SHE MISSES YOU = [SHES HURTING INSIDE] -When you break her heart = [the pain NEVER really goes away] -When she says its over = [she STILL wants you to be hers] - Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything -DON'T let her have the last word -NEVER call her hot -Pretty and beautiful is SO much better -Say you love her more than she could ever love you - Argue that she is the best girl ever -When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go -When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her -Because 10 yrs later she'll remember you -Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her -Call her before you sleep and after you wake up -Treat her like she's all that matters to you -Tease her and let her tease you back -Stay up all night with her when she's sick -Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid -Give her the world -Let her wear your clothes -When she's bored and sad, hang out with her -Let her know she's important -Kiss her in the pouring rain. -SAY I LOVE YOU *WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU -CHASE HER *WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS -KISS HER *WHEN SHE KICKS & PUNCHES -HOLD HER TIGHT *WHEN SHE IS SILENT -SHES THINKIN OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU *WHEN SHE IGNORES YOU -SHE WANTS ALL YOUR ATTENTION! *WHEN SHE SAYS YOU ARE CRAZY/WEIRD -SHE IS REALLY CRAZY ABOUT YOU *WHEN SHE PULLS AWAY -GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO *WHEN YOU SEE HER AT HER WORST -TELL HER SHES BEAUTIFUL *WHEN SHE SCREAMS AT YOU -TELL HER YOU LOVE HER BUT MEAN IT *WHEN YOU SEE HER WALKING -SNEAK UP BEHIND HER, GRAB HER BY THE WAIST, AND GIVE HER A KISS *WHEN SHES SCARED -HOLD HER AND TELL HER EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE SHES WITH YOU *WHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER -KISS HER AND TELL HER NOT TO WORRY *WHILE SHE HOLDS YOUR HAND -PLAY WITH HER FINGERS