I am a tiny researcher who likes to hurt Bill Cosby.
I am a filthy size queen who likes to punch rice.
I am a macrophilic giant who likes to mislead bears.
I am a pathetic toe who likes to devour dildos.
I am a well hung porn star who likes to murder pumas.
I am a feminine biscuit who likes to explore britteney spears.
I AM the mosh interesting man in the world.
Me:
Do you like Edward or Jacob?
God:
How old are you? I like angles. But I like to gossip. I like Anything involving angles.
Me:
YOU ARE A PEDO!
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a PEDO? Yes.