God:
Dr. Wallace .
Me:
who is he
God:
He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.
Me:
is he an idiot
God:
I think he is an idiot, better ask him to be sure though.
Hit by a nuke, blown up by a land mine, spun two laps of the entire universe, crash lands on a stray planet, blown up by another land mine, another lap of flying around the universe and crash landing on the moon. 60 damage done; man stands up as if nothing has happened - lol