*sighs* look, whoever made this game, I get it. You're trying. But the fact of the matter is, due to many of the reasons that other users already mentioned, the only reason why I'm even playing this is because kongregate apparently can't show the first two games.
OH MY GOD I REMEMBER PLAYING THIS AGES AGO!!!
oh i can't wait for the nostalgia to hit-
oh, wait...it won't load
*sighs* you tried kongregate. you tried
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