2D__'s Comments

Nov. 18, 2015

Rating: 2

5/5 for not being an idle game

Oct. 13, 2015

Rating: 1

*tries to get the largest losing margin possible* *gets 5500 points on my first term by spamming all the dice* I lose when I'm trying to lose or win when I'm trying to win what is this

Sep. 22, 2015

Rating: -2

Subpar first impression. "HEY, here's what's going on story-wise." *click okay* "And now here are a bunch of names and symbols that mean nothing to you."

Sep. 22, 2015

Rating: 2

I'm twice the age of your oldest, just a bout, and my first (and only) game was no where near this developed.

Sep. 08, 2015

Rating: 2

Something about this new wood system is broken as Hell One turn I'm trying really hard to get unicorns and failing Five turns later I have 16000 wood.

Aug. 21, 2015

Rating: 2

Next crystal: -1198508504884300850094 and then more numbers And the number just keeeps going up and down. halp

Aug. 21, 2015

Rating: -1

At some point I was fighting a big guy and repeatedly bumped into him to take my health down for the quest. Well, my gone ended up shifting to one of the side slots somehow. After I died I checked my guy's setup and it was still located on his front.

Aug. 05, 2015

Rating: 4

Okay so I started a game on very hard. I bought one peasant, one swordsman. (as that's the maximum amount of swordsman I could get at that point, y'know?) I end the year. My first year. I get attacked by three militia people and he dies. There was literally no way I could have avoided that. Nothing at all that I could have done to make me live to the next year. At all. I am displeased.

Aug. 03, 2015

Rating: 0

Level three took me forever and I thought, "wow this must be some game where every level has some kind of gimmick to do with the name" and I was wrong and it made me mad

Jul. 31, 2015

Rating: -1

I'm highly confused as to what pressing the 1 key is doing. All I know is I click it and my top two rows of of buildings get upgrades on path one, regardless of current cool down, and the price is a lot cheaper than it would be for higher levels.

Jul. 23, 2015

Rating: 1

I still have no idea what I'm doing, but I beat it really fast.

Jul. 17, 2015

Rating: 2

I'm sure it has been stated, but he first line of story text has a typo. It says "Is this the last time you try to build a Hadron Collider in the washer" when it should is "This is the..."

Jul. 12, 2015

Rating: 0

My name is Rand. The fact that my name was programmed into the possible names of workers makes this my favorite game ever.

Jul. 04, 2015

Rating: 2

I refuse to stop playing until I have all the studio rooms enabled and this is taking forever god damn

May. 14, 2015

Rating: 0

I had exactly 27.0 seconds on the first level but didn't get the third star. I am annoyed.

May. 12, 2015

Rating: -3

I read the title and thought of the book and wept. That book is one of the worst things I've read.

May. 07, 2015

Rating: 1

After roughly two hours of computing stats before I started playing this game, the best starting class/age combination is Undead at 12, negating level growth, and assuming the leveling goes to 20. (Though each class generally has one or two rather good ages, the best ones all come from Undead, and the worst ones from the Dwarves.)

May. 01, 2015

Rating: 5

This is actually the cutest game I've ever played

Apr. 26, 2015

Rating: 0

This game is so easy to farm money in, guys. Just buy a bunch of soldiers and repeat missions that you can use one soldier in. (I'd recommend level 11. It gets done within ten seconds, and gives you five places to get taxes from, at the expense of one cheap soldier.)

Apr. 18, 2015

Rating: 1

Extreme frame loss after second boss kill, plus not enough time before the next level started to collect all the gems. I only got half way through them.