This is just so bad. First off, as everyone has said, it is insanely laggy, to the point that about half my runs ended from non-responsive keys dropping me in a pit or on an enemy. And it gets worse as you continue on. Second of all, YOU CAN'T CALL ONE OF YOUR CHARACTERS 'JEW'! Even if he is based on Kyle. What the hell?
How do you destroy the red squares near the start? I've tried dropping them, jumping on them, hitting delete, hitting every key I can think of, nothing works.
DPS values are still way off. A maxed out plasma gun is way way better than a maxed out meteor cannon. Also, I'd like to see a vid of someone three-starring the last level on hard to prove it can be done. I'm still unconvinced.
Not sure how to rate this, as it's not really a kongregate game, it's a demo for a game elsewhere. As a game in itself, it's got too few vehicles, it's too short, and you can't improve the earlier two vehicles significantly enough to use throughout. You can't even give the car a full tank of gas!
Great game, but runs too slow to be playable on my regular laptop. I like the late game potions that add protection and hit dice to things. With a bit of crafting your can become a tank and just stand there with a terrible item on light attack and level your remaining defence/block skills. You can also charge your items and then give them to your squadand make them unbeatable! I'm wishing the freed squad members kept varying though. After a certain point it's just the same guy on repeat.
There's something seriously wrong with this game. It just kills a sub-par computer, and there's no reason for it to. I try pointing the flashlight, and it takes about three seconds to react. The game, for me, is unplayable.
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