I rate it 1 because that's the average number of seconds that I can play the game before dying. I Just don't see how it is possible to avoid the spikes of the police car. That is not "funny hard", it's just absurd.
Actually, sound would get in the way of the concept : it is a game that stays in your tabs forever; not annoying you nor taking on your concentration nor distracting you nor being a game at all. And still wanting you to give it actual real money. And explicitly asking you to rate it five stars. M'kay, how about minus ten to the power of one trillion ?
I'd say, in the realm of atrocious games, this game is doing quite okay with a house and happy family and even has his ways with the King of Atrocious Games Realm.
This Fiver needs : fixes, badges. Otherwise I think it's entertaining, informative and quite good to look at with a sober yet functional design. It's a little bit slow, though, and the qte are hard to do perfectly.
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