I've never seen a better representation of robot/human relations than in the quote at the end of the game. Inventive puzzles, great story, wonderful game. 5/5
Wonderful game in most ways I can see, but as Omegnight said in the top comments, the permanent death gets very frustrating. Especially if you've reached a high level. In light of its finer points though (combat, upgrading, controls), I'll give it a 4.5/5
Wow. And here I thought my constant search for sweaty naked women on Kongregate was finally over. *sigh...* The search is never-ending, but the promise of Kong porn keeps the dream alive... On with the search.
Hold on! I have an idea! How about game developers grow a brain and stop churning these things out like clockwork. And here's another brilliant epiphany! If you makes a game that is pay-to-play, no one is going to pay you, because no one is going to play it. What is happening to this website? Every other game is like this one now. It's kinda sad.
Once upon a time, there was a pair of half-brothers named Purple and Green. Green, as the king's son, was destined to become heir to the kingdom and its surrounding lands. Meanwhile, in the village below, the peasant girl Pink was becoming ever more jealous of the brothers' good fortune. Years later, on the year of Green's eighteenth birthday, Pink kidnapped the prince-to-be and held him for ransom. Purple, upon hearing of his half-brother's abduction ventured out into the forest and slew Pink. To celebrate Green's coronation when they arrived back at the kingdom, Green and Purple realized they were gay for eachother, and made hearts over Pink's grave all day.
Wonderful. Absolutely magnificent. This is one of those rare gems that are so hard to find, but SO fulfilling. I wept afterwards. 5/5. Again, wonderful.