Uh... Not sure why I need to retreat if I don't kill everyone in a few shots. Considering... they don't seem to have an army... or any ability to return fire... But whatever. I'm not a tactician. 5/5
Kill her father? Check. Steal all of her money? Check. Destroy her home and presumably all her possessions with it? Oh boy, that's a big check. This knight knows how to woo a lady.
That was the most immeasurably fabulous game I have ever had the pleasure of playing. It was riveting and spine-tinglingly exciting from the moment I fell down through the beginning tunnel, to the journey through the tutorial labyrinth, to when I finally wiped that hideous smile off the Great and Terrible Grinning Colossus. Truly a masterpiece that deserves a place of honor in the great annals of Kongregate history. 5/5.
Oh, sweet pickled Jesus. I feel like Kong should add the option to rate 0 stars specifically for this game. I doubt the devs of this garbage have ever even heard the words "quality control" put together in that order. Theoretical 0 stars.
For people frustrated by the hovering item glitch, it only happens if you die or restart the level. You have to go back to the level select and then reenter the level completely. It's not a perfect solution, but it makes the game playable. Hope this helps!
I will admit that, occasionally, I will comment on a game and type "5/5" or "5 stars" or something to that effect and not actually register my vote. But this game deserves more than that. This game resonated with me in a way no game ever has before. It is true on so many levels. If you ignore your own feelings and ambitions, you may become successful in life, but there will always be something vital to your happiness missing. If you ignore your responsibilities you may find that you are happier all around, but, as the game shows, you may not have enough time to enjoy it. 5/5. And this time, I mean it.
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