Okay... Before you down-vote my comment, look at the gift Mosh gave us today. Then maybe you'll see why I made it. Don't just automatically down-vote anything...
'Cause dem voters be trollin' yer trollin'. Additionally, it is due to the fact that such comments are relatively annoying, as they take up space where comments that are actually amusing could be. People tend to appreciate the experience of amusement. This is why they come to this metaphysical location -- not to be shocked at terrible grammar, spelling, and maturity levels. If you do not want your comment to be down-voted, I suggest a more... intelligent approach. Also, **Why is it that every time I comment, my comment is down-voted?
Oh look! An assortment of staches! Finally they have made their way into a gallery, as I predicted. Now they may finally be recognized for what they are -- masterpieces.
That mustache is so beautiful that it has become a work of art. Unfortunately, its brilliance is not recognized in its own time by so many... However, much like the works of Van Gogh and other famous painters who were laughed at by so many, one day this mustache will make its way into a museum. Hundreds of thousands will flock to see it every day. What we have witnessed here, ladies and gentlemen and variations thereupon, is the birth of a masterpiece. It is a great honor to be here for this.