Once upon a time, there were to bro's. The bro's would do everything together, until some ho' decided to get between them. The bro's squabbled over who would get 'dat ho' until they both agreed to banish her from the BroKingdom. The ho, not willing to give up, captured the red-headed bro and forced him to make love to her...in a cage...hanging above her dark cave...while dressed in black magic robes...
The brown-haired bro found the cave, and in an effort to honor a lifelong pledge between the two bro's, stabbed the ho in the back before she could force the red-haired bro to make love once more. As she was slain, the hanging cage broke and set the imprisoned bro free. With the two reunited once more, they made their way back to the BroKingdom, reciting together, their lifelong honored pledge:
"Bro's Before Ho's"
The E.nd